Lindsay Lohan: Delusional Idiot
By Wyatt Earp | March 9, 2010
Get this: the actress/moron is suing E-Trade because she thinks the baby in the “Milkaholic” commercial is modeled after her. Seriously.
The commercial features a baby named Lindsay — who in the spot, is accused of being the “other woman” in a baby love triangle.
Lohan has filed a lawsuit in Nassau County Supreme Court in NY, first obtained by the NY Post, in which she claims E*TRADE violated Lohan’s rights by using her “name and characterization” in business without paying her or getting her approval.
Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, tells TMZ it doesn’t matter that the commercial doesn’t mention the name Lohan, adding, “Do you know the name Oprah? Do you know the name Madonna? Same thing.”
I cannot believe I am even dignifying this lawsuit with a response, but here goes. First of all, Lindsay Lohan is not a “first name only” celebrity like Cher, Madonna, or Wyatt. No one says “Lindsay,” and immediately thinks of this vapid bint. Secondly, Lindsay is a very common name in this day and age. If the baby was named Rumer, than Ms. Willis would have a case. Lohan? Not so much. And finally, even if it is modeled after her, why would she make a scene about it? Does she want to proudly proclaim that she has milkalcoholic tendencies?
God, this girl needs to be publicly shunned.
Topics: Snarkasm | 16 Comments »
March 9th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
She’s never been known to exhibit sound judgment. Such an idiotic twit.
March 9th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
“Lindsay…What!”
March 9th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
RT – In my opinion, she is only useful for showing her pink parts and driving while intoxicated.
Jon – Pretty soon it will be, “Lindsay Who?”
March 9th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Who’s next…Linsdey Graham? He dumber than she is, at least her tits are on her chest.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Just think of all the money I can make from those video game companies who use the word “dragon” in the title of their games! heh
What a freakin’ moron!
btw Wyatt, do you have a facebook site? If so, you should add me!
March 9th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I remember Lindsay Wagner from, what, 30 years ago?
March 9th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
cbullitt – It’s a toss-up of idiocy there.
DL474 – I was briefly on Facebook, but I didn’t much care for it. Deleted my account. Sorry.
Mpur – Yeah. Bionic hawtness.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Makes me think of Groucho’s classic letter to Warner Brothers…
March 10th, 2010 at 9:03 am
How presumptuous on her part to assume the viewing public would think of her every time the name Lindsay is mentioned. Seems to me the problem is NO ONE is thinking of Ms. Lohan these days and this is just another cheap, tawdry way to get her name back in the news front and center. She needs to just go away because frankly, no one gives a rat’s ass about her.
March 10th, 2010 at 9:04 am
This is just another attempt by a pathetic actress to milk any publicity for all it’s worth. Give it a few days and it will go away, unfortunately, Lindsey won’t. MUD
March 10th, 2010 at 10:43 am
First person I thought of was Lindsay Wagner.
Hey Lohan, your a SKANK! Go away already!
March 10th, 2010 at 11:11 am
When I think of “Lindsay”, I think of a brand of olives that go in my very dry Absolut martini.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Craziness. When I hear about an 18 month old named Lindsey, I always think of Lindsay Lohan.
March 10th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Pathetic. Enough said. Hey – Lindsay, here are some other words you should sue for, when people use them:
Skank, Moron, Idiot, Slug, Stupid, Vapid, Vain, Shallow, Useless, Pathetic, Drunk, Arrested.
These are all words that people think when your name is mentioned. Not just Milkaholic…
March 10th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
She’s trying to take ..milk.. from a baby???? Ohhhh I told em I did, once you let em take the candy from the baby, they will go after the milk too!
March 11th, 2010 at 2:03 am
Sign on Lindsay Lohan’s forehead: Space for rent within. Cheap. Never used (unlike the rest of her body).