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Katy Perry Is Feeling Blue

By Wyatt Earp | March 6, 2010

Singer Katy Perry has signed on to do the upcoming Smurfs movie. Yeah, you heard me, a freakin’ Smurf movie!

Singer Katy Perry has signed on to “The Smurfs Movie” and will provide the voice of Smurfette, The Sun reported on Friday.

The “I Kissed a Girl” singer will join Scottish actor Alan Cumming, who will voice Gutsy Smurf. The role of Papa Smurf will be played by Jonathan Winters, an 84-year-old actor who was featured in the original 1980’s TV cartoon. Neil Patrick Harris, will be the only live action character in the flick.

Katy Perry? Oh yeah, I’d Smurf her!

Topics: Babes | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Katy Perry Is Feeling Blue”

  1. The Jack Sack Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    I’ll tell ya what she ain’t feeling- gravity. Booyah!

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Starting at her shoulders, it looks like a ski jump for smurfs.

  3. Ingineer66 Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    I’d Smurf her and the girl she kissed.

  4. rodney dill Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Just another Avatar wannabe

  5. Crusty Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    She doesn’t flip Neil nothing will

  6. Fenway_Nation Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    I’d like to smurf every inch of her sarting by smurfing her by the smurf then smurfing her over my smurf before she smurfed down on me…..

    THAT would be smurftastic.

  7. Crazy Politico Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    So if Smurfette teases another smurf, what color do their balls turn?

  8. mark Says:
    March 7th, 2010 at 2:22 am


    That’s all I can type right now…

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 7th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    TJS – God bless her!

    Jon – And me without my hiking boots.

    Ingineer66 – Hot threesome action. I’m in!

    Rodney Dill – They’re sprouting up everywhere.

    Crusty – Agreed. She should be the one.

    Fenway_Nation – Hey, this is a family blog!

    CP – If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    Mark – Yeah, she’s pretty damned hot.

  10. Ingineer66 Says:
    March 7th, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    If you are in, then it wouldn’t be a threesome.
    Who am I trying to kid. I would probably die of a heart attack just trying to keep up with her.

  11. soxfan4life Says:
    March 7th, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    I wish when my wife was feeling blue she looked like that.

  12. Wes S. Says:
    March 8th, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    “…Everybody go Smurfing, Smurfing U-S-AAAaaaa…”