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Ashley Dupre’s Hot Playboy Shoot

By Wyatt Earp | March 17, 2010

How hot is professional whore Ashley Dupre? She’s smoking hot!

The call girl who brought down New York governor Elliot Spitzer, almost pulled a Michael Jackson during her photo shoot for an eight-page spread in Playboy magazine.

While lying nude on the ground surrounded by candles, her hair caught fire, the New York Post reported Tuesday.

“A few strands of her hair caught fire at one point because of all the hairspray,” a source told the paper.

Well, on a positive note, the flames and smoke probably killed the crabs. What? I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Ashley Dupre’s Hot Playboy Shoot”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    It’s sad that “tutela valui” got a lot more press than a flaming Playboy spread.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – You’re my resident intellect. What does the saying mean?

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    God help you.

    valui = 1st person singular, perfect indicative active of “valere” (to be healthy/well/strong)

    tutela = nominative or ablative singular of “tutela” (guardianship or protector, as context dictates)

    Thus, if tutela is indeed ablative, the sentence could be tranlated:

    “I have been well thanks to/because of/by means of my protector.”

  4. proof Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    As a public service, Wyatt, you should tell us what her tattoo says. (I can’t quite make it out!)

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – You’re my Oprah.

    Proof – You mean first-hand? I better double-glove it.

  6. Crankipants Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    The tattoo translates as “This end up”. Another translation has it saying “Warranty void if seal broken.”

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    March 17th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Crankipants – I’m guessing that warranty was voided in the second grade.

  8. RogerDee Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    No, It says ” Elliott Sipts Here”

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 10:19 am

    I think the tattoo says: Best used by 2/12/99

  10. metoo Says:
    March 18th, 2010 at 10:21 am

    How did you know she likes seafood????

  11. skip Says:
    March 19th, 2010 at 1:47 am

    I liked the photo on the boat better.
    Or was it the boat?
    Or the man in the boat?
    Ima have ‘nother.

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