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The Scott Heard ‘Round The World

By Wyatt Earp | January 19, 2010

Above the post update: COAKLEY CONCEDES! Bring out your dead!

Today is Election Day in Massachusetts, and Bay State voters have a chance to make history. Today, they can elect Republican Scott Brown to the United States Senate, or they can elect the female version of Joe Biden – a woman whose campaign is rolling over faster than Paris Hilton at a casting call.

On Sunday night, Public Policy Polling (swing state specialists) released the latest stunning numbers in the Massachusetts Senate race. Martha Antoinette Coakley is hemorrhaging independents and the enthusiasm gap is widening as the Bay State heads into the January 19 special election.

Reports PPP:

Over the last week Brown has continued his dominance with independents and increased his ability to win over Obama voters as Coakley’s favorability numbers have declined into negative territory….

The Left’s tired, old “Blame Bush” bromides aren’t cutting it. Who’s Martha Coakley kidding? Her supporters accuse Brown — an Army National Guardsman from a middle-class-upbringing who has campaigned across the state in his truck — of being a “Bush crony” candidate while Coakley parties with Washington lobbyists and the Kennedy clan (at least one of whom reportedly can’t even get her name right).

That was awesome, by the way. Representative Patrick Kennedy referred to Coakley as “Marcia.” He must have a Brady Bunch fetish.

Look, despite what some people may believe, this is a very important election. A Brown victory could mean the end of the disastrous ObamaCare threat, as well as the end of the Democrats’ super majority. (Personally, I think any Party with 60 Senate votes is dangerous.) New Jersey did the right thing and ousted a despicable failure of a governor. New Jersey did that! Come on, Massachusetts, you guys aren’t gonna let Jersey show you up, are you???

Take five minutes out of your day, get to the polls, and vote!

Topics: Politics | 21 Comments »

21 Responses to “The Scott Heard ‘Round The World”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    Any candidate that won Cosmopolitan’s “America’s Sexiest Man” is okay by me!

    Seriously, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for him and for the people of Massachusetts.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – I was gonna post that picture, but I didn’t want to be responsible for my female readers’ strokes and heart attacks. :)

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 9:19 am

    You should, especially after posting that dorky IDF photo. Hunk indeed…

  4. proof Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Beefcake, Wyatt?? I suppose under the circumstances we can permit it just once!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Your wish is my command, even if the wish is filled with snark.

    Proof – Whatever gets people to the polls. Heh, heh, “polls.”

  6. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 10:58 am

    I say again that it is my wish that common sense will break out there in Mass but so far we haven’t had peace break out because of Mr Hopey Change either. MUD

  7. Sully Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 11:27 am

    My town is a landslide for Brown. His campaign ran out of lawn signs so people made their own homemade signs out of cardboard.

    So long as the dead don’t get out the vote, Brown will take it.

  8. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Wyatt, you’re very sweet- thanks for the eye candy.
    I think I’ll spend the rest of the morning studying his platform.

  9. metoo Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Scott looks great in uniform and especially “out” of uniform. Bow chicka wa wa. You made my day and I hope the voters make Brown’s day.

  10. USAdmiral Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    This is almost a NSFG post (Not Safe For Guy).

    I have Eric Cartman screaming “beefcake” in my head now.

  11. USAdmiral Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Also, I hope he wins, BIG.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    MUD – Let’s hope common sense prevails up there today.

    Sully – But it is Massachusetts. The dead have voted there before. Heh.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And his “poll numbers.”

    MeToo – I do, too. He’s the much better choice in this race.

    USAdmiral – “Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!

  13. Randal Graves Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    BARF! Dude, no one, and I mean no one, wants to see this dude’s mule on your blog.

  14. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Randal – You’re just jealous because yours isn’t that big.

  15. Randal Graves Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    Dude, I have a huge hog.

  16. Watuschskie Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    How is this for Hope and Change?

    Hope that the voters in Massachusetts finally have the wisdom and courage to throw out that corrupt Kennedy bunch of drunkards and perverts.

    Change is what the corrupt Obamination is gonna have to do with the way he is trying to drive our wonderful country into liberal, socialist oblivion.

  17. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    It’s “D” day in Massachusettes…….lol!

  18. Fenway_Nation Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Heh…..Marsha’s apparently learned the lessons of Franken/Coleman and the Washington state gubenetorial race

  19. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Randal – *shudder*

    Watuschskie – Again, I think balance is better. frak that super majority.

    RAPH – Nice!

    Fenway_Nation – Gonna be a problem if she is blown out by 10 or more points, though. Not that that will happen, but . . .

  20. Bitter American Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    DC just went from “Yes We Can” to “Oh, no he di’n't! :)

  21. RT Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Randal…you’re Irish.

    I watched his speech. His daughters are so going to kill him. Ha!