By Wyatt Earp | January 21, 2010
Smite A. Hippie sent me this story, and it actually made me laugh out loud. You know, the kind of nervous, evil laugh people made before they have a mental breakdown?
An eastern Pennsylvania man was charged after he allegedly broke into a home, cut his hair and prepared fried chicken before being discovered. The man was charged with breaking into the home in Easton, about 50 miles north of Philadelphia. According to court documents, the homeowner returned home Sunday to discover him watching TV and cooking chicken.
Authorities said the man threw a rock through a front door window to get inside and appeared to have rummaged through every room in the house. He also took a shower.
Laugh all you want, but like I said in my e-mail reply to Smite: “If the man is an African-American, you’re a racist!”