Archive for January, 2010
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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010These guys are slightly better than Illinois Nazis, because at least these morons are environmentally-conscious. I’m just sayin’. BRIGHTON, Colo. – It’s a small sign igniting a big debate. An official state of Colorado Adopt-a-Highway placard announcing that a one-mile long stretch of US Highway 85 is sponsored not by the Boy Scouts or the [...]
If You Ain’t First, You’re Last
Monday, January 25th, 2010Our Yahoo! NASCAR fantasy league is set up again and ready to roll. With the Daytona 500 only a few weeks away, it’s time to break out your restrictor plates, bad tattoos, and wife beaters. Okay, I realize that a NASCAR fantasy league is right down there with fantasy bull riding, but for racing fans [...]
Iranian Official Calls Obama The N-Word
Monday, January 25th, 2010Just so we’re clear, the man did not call the president a “nincompoop.” That would have been acceptable. Instead, Mohammad Javad Larijani used a despicable racial slur to describe Barack Obama, unaware that The One’s election means we are embarking upon a post-racial society. Jay Tea from Wizbang shows us that someone in Iran didn’t [...]
That Brangelina Breakup? Not True
Monday, January 25th, 2010So says the ubiquitous “close source.” Why is he always the first person to elicit information? And how does he know so many famous people? Hmm . . . Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie are not pulling the plug on their relationship, multiple people directly connected with the couple tell TMZ. There’s a report out [...]
If You Loved Me, You’d Buy Me This
Sunday, January 24th, 2010It still has a bullet hole and blood stains! A 1930 Ford Model A used by bank robber John Dillinger to evade federal agents sold at auction Saturday for $165,000. This car was used in Dillinger’s 1934 escape from the Little Bohemia Lodge in Manitowish Waters, Wis. Dillinger and his gang had been staying at [...]
Something Special In The Airheads
Sunday, January 24th, 2010It hasn’t exactly been a banner week for airline passengers this month. Two nimrods have tried to access restricted areas in New York airports, and their attempts have caused unbelievably long delays for the other poor saps in the terminal. As a matter of course, the TSA has buckled down on airport security, all because [...]
Jersey Shore? Really?
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Maybe I’m just getting old. Maybe I’m just getting really cynical. Maybe I just think young television viewers are idiots. Either way, I just don’t get the buzz behind the MTV show “Jersey Shore.” The self-described “guidos” and “guidettes” of the MTV reality show “The Jersey Shore” have gone from unknowns to infamous in less [...]
British Women Seeking Sperm
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010What? Is Daniel Craig not available? LONDON – A drastic lack of sperm donors in Britain means women wanting babies are resorting to importing semen from abroad or using do-it-yourself insemination kits bought on the internet, fertility experts said on Friday. “Importing semen from abroad.” That just sounds wrong. A change in the law in [...]
A Long Time Coming
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010This post is a little long and it is completely cathartic in nature. Please bear with me, because I need to vent this to the fullest. As some of you may know, the formerly quasi-conservative Little Green Footballs jumped ship and went full-bore liberal moonbat in a matter of weeks. The conversion started when Barack [...]
American Gigolo
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010Nevada has hired the first legal male prostitute. And call me crazy, but the guy looks like he’s missing a chromosome. BEATTY, Nev. — A brothel in a Nevada desert town has hired the state’s first male prostitute, a muscular college dropout who abandoned a brief stint as a porn actor in Los Angeles to [...]
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