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Jessica Alba No Es Inteligente

By Wyatt Earp | January 31, 2010

Get this: Jessica Alba wants to bring her daughter up right. Maybe not having her play a stripper in films is the way to go? Anyway, she wants her to become bilingual so she can connect with her “Spanish heritage.” Of course, that heritage may not exactly be rock solid because Jessica and her parents were born in sunny California!

Just because the bimbo is caliente :

Jessica Alba is reconnecting with her Mexican heritage – and, with a new Spanish teacher, is making sure 19-month-old daughter Honor grows up appreciating her roots, too.

In the latest issue of Siempre Mujer magazine, Alba says she recently hired a Hispanic studies professor to teach her and Honor Spanish. The actress says she wants to help her daughter avoid the criticism she endured when she was 18 and her non-fluency in Spanish made headlines. “God knows that I wish I was raised bilingual,” Alba says. “But it wasn’t to be.”

Sweet! With any luck Jess will be a terrible actress in two languages!

Topics: Babes | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Jessica Alba No Es Inteligente”

  1. Dennis Petty, aka MUD Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Now that there are more Mexicans in Southern California than whites, they may have to becopme two States. New Mexico is taken so I guess that Southern Cal and Northern Cal will have to do. With the Desert splitting the two states, they won’t need a fence. I am just glad that I don’t have to learn all the languages of my heritage. German, French, Scotch, Irish, English and Poor White trash. MUD

  2. proof Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Wyatt: You are concerned with what she has to say, exactly why again???

  3. Your Sunday Rule 5 post « The Daley Gator Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    [...] SYLGF has Jessica Alba in Spanish! [...]

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Dennis – I got a C- in Poor White Trash in high school.

    Proof – I can’t stand idiots, and every time she opens her mouth, she ruins the rest of the fantastic package.

  5. Ingineer66 Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    I can do with just looking, really doesn’t matter what she has to say anyway. Mexican heritage, that is a good one. Maybe she should teach the kid Olmec or Aztec while she is at it.
    I am with MUD I would have to learn 5 languages that I know of since I am already fluent in Poor White Trash.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Ingineer66 – Don’t think I am smart enough to tackle Slovak. It was difficult enough attending Mass in it at my grandparent’s church.

  7. tjbbpgobIII Says:
    January 31st, 2010 at 6:33 pm


  8. Lillian Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 12:51 am

    Here in Delco, the kids start taking Spanish in elementary school – both parochial and public.

    Lovely, eh.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 11:22 am

    tjbbpgobIII – I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter!

    Lillian – Si’