Ivy Leaguers: Not So Smart
By Wyatt Earp | March 30, 2011
Meet Rachel Anne Hachero.
The 17-year old Florida girl must be the pride of her high school. She’s pretty, she’s intelligent, and she now has an impressive criminal history.
Why, you ask? Because she really wanted her own car. She wanted one so badly that she pistol-whipped her mother before forcing her into the family truckster – at gunpoint. She then made mom drive to a Nissan dealership to co-sign for Rachel’s new car.
A 17-year-old girl was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful possession of a firearm and battery after deputies say she pulled a gun on her mother during an argument. Rachel Anne Hachero was upset because she wouldn’t co-sign on a vehicle purchase.
After pistol-whipping her mother, Hachero pointed the gun at her mother’s head and stomach and told her she was going with her to sign for the car. The mother told investigators Hachero ordered her mother into the vehicle and demanded she drive to the dealership to sign for the car or she would shoot her. Hachero and her mother then went to Sutherlin Nissan on South Tamiami Trail, where she had her mother sign for a 2004 black Nissan 350Z. She left the dealership in the vehicle.
Hold on, the money quote is coming right up.
The mother told investigators she did not want to press charges against Hachero, because she had recently been accepted to several Ivy League colleges. (H/T – Mrs. Crankipants)
Hachero was arrested by Sheriff’s deputies. She’ll be the smartest girl in D-Block.