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Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress

By Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010

I’ll bet if you asked them, these folks would tell you that they aren’t fat, they’re “fluffy.” Read on:

The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.

As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden’s English-language newspaper.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

No, it wasn’t an earthquake . . . it was a flabberlanche! What? I’m just sayin’.

Topics: Weight Loss | 6 Comments »

6 Responses to “Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress”

  1. RT Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    Fat Swedish people? I thought there were only hot, well-toned Swedes. Hmm…

  2. proof Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Weight for it! Weight for it! Heh.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Well, I guess I’ll be eliminating Akvavit and herring from my diet.

  4. TexasFred Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Not fat, just too short for my weight!

  5. TexasFred Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    OK, I admit, I’d need to be like 7’2″, but hey, it’s not MY fault…

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    RT – Apparently, ABBA got a little flabba.

    Proof – The weighting is the hardest part . . .

    Mrs. Crankipants – Akvavit? Pretty hardcore, ma’am.

    TexasFred – Thank you, Norm Peterson!