Archive for November, 2009
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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Apparently, they are the last two people on Earth who don’t know about it. One of Pam Anderson’s embarrassing pigeons has come home to roost. That pigeon being her sex tape with Tommy Lee, of course. Anderson told UK talk show host Jeremy Kyle that she had a sit-down with her two boys, Brandon, 12, [...]
The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being MSNBC
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009Nothing makes me smile more than when some good, old-fashioned hypocrisy is exposed. Thank God for Michelle Malkin: MSNBC host Chris Matthews, MSNBC reporter Norah O’Donnell, and MSNBC guest Joan Walsh shamelessly played the race card against Sarah Palin and her book-buying audience last week. In Michigan, O’Donnell smugly noted that Palin’s fans were “largely [...]
Jimmie Johnson Is A Machine
Monday, November 23rd, 2009Jimmie Johnson made history yesterday. After clinching the NASCAR Sprint Cup championship in Miami, he became the first driver in the sport’s 61 year history to win four consecutive titles. There’s a reason no one has accomplished that feat before. Because with 43 drivers and two dozen superstars competing week in and week out, it’s [...]
Radiation Leak At Three Mile Island
Monday, November 23rd, 2009Sweet! Score another win for Pennsylvania! MIDDLETOWN, Pa. – November 22, 2009 — The U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission says the small amount of radiation detected at the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant is not significant. Specialist John White has told ABC News that there is no indication that radiation at the plant exceeded or [...]
Erin Andrews Stalker Gets Higher Bail
Monday, November 23rd, 2009Oh, that’s too bad. Maybe next time he’ll think before he peeps. LOS ANGELES — A judge has increased bond to $100,000 for an Illinois insurance executive accused of secretly making nude videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews. Michael Barrett was in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles on Friday to face one count of [...]
Color Me Comical
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Monkey and Bird is back after a short hiatus, and once again, I have the privilege of posting the link to this comic strip. For those of you not in the know, M&B is written and illustrated by talented Philadelphians. Compared to these folks, I am a circus clown. And not in a good way. [...]
Chairman Bow Visits Japan
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009By now, you have all heard about President Obama’s embarrassing bow to the Japanese Emperor last weekend. The faux pas made national headlines, and pundits on both sides of the political aisle criticized the maneuver as amateurish and submissive. Personally, I thought the bow was hysterical, and gave credence to the notion that the president [...]
Star Wars Sabotage
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009This may be one of the funniest music video parodies ever. Well, if you’re a Star Wars fan like I am . . . Freakin’ awesone! (H/T – Ace O’ Spades)
France’s National Stiletto Championship
Saturday, November 21st, 2009I wonder if first lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy will be competing? And before you ask, it’s stiletto heels. The National Stiletto Knife Championships are held by the bent-noses in Sicily. PARIS – The only rule is to be perched on heels at least eight centimetres (three inches) high — the prize is boxes and boxes [...]
Now In Stores, Burkha Barbie!
Saturday, November 21st, 2009What. The. Falafel? JammieWearingFool has the insanity: The twisted irony here is these “Burkha Barbies” are part of a “Save the Children” charity auction. These pinheads apparently aven’t given a thought to saving young girls from the subjugation of wearing a hefty bag over their head and body. Yes, a really “great idea” to let [...]
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