Man Dressed As Breathalyzer Arrested For DUI
By Wyatt Earp | November 5, 2009
Irony, thy name is James P. Miller.
Imagine you are lucky enough to be the officer that pulls this toad over. You call the job in, walk up to the vehicle, see this drunken yutz behind the wheel, ask him to step out of the car, and . . .
Bawahahahaha!
This, my friends, is why I became a police officer. The entire profession is chock full of comedy!
A 20-year-old Cincinnati man dressed as a Breathalyzer test found himself blowing into one when Oxford police picked him up on suspicion of drunk driving Halloween night.
Oxford police arrested James P. Miller after allegedly finding him driving the wrong way down a one-way street with no headlights at about 1:30 a.m. Nov. 1., according to a police report.
Police found an open container of beer in the center console, a partial case of beer on the passenger side front seat and more beer in the trunk of the car, according to the report. Miller also had multiple Ohio driver licenses, police said. Miller was taken to the Oxford police department, where he blew a 0.158 percent blood alcohol level – nearly twice the legal limit. (H/T – Dayton Daily News)
As if this story isn’t funny enough, you’ll never guess where the straw is located on Miller’s breathalyzer costume. Classay!
Topics: WTF? | 11 Comments »
November 5th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Why didn’t he have on his..Its Miller Time…shirt instead.
Of course he will now be a Legend to the college fraternity members who read this article. His name will be sung at their campfires, the ones where they get drunk and burn the Frat House down.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
“Miller also had multiple Ohio driver licenses, police said.”
Sounds like he’ll be down to none real soon.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
But was it long enough for him to blow himself…?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Too funny. I wonder how many of those costumes have been sold?
November 5th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Wyatt is just jealous, that he didn’t get to arrest this clown.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
ROFLMAO!!
I just sent your blog entry to my CJ advisor. The article wasn’t nearly as funny without your comments.
I should have also sent him the comments here, they’re cracking me up…especially Sully’s.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Maybe next year he can dress up as a Massengill box.
November 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Mrs. Crankipants Says:
November 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
“Maybe next year he can dress up as a Massengill box.”
At least he’ll be able to explain that large sucking noise. LOL
November 5th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I need one of those costumes. That’s awesome.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Thanks for the laugh, needed one after driving 1200 miles and working 18 hours in 3 days.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Jon – Big, Dumb Man on Campuis.
John D – He better hold on to that girlfriend if he wants a ride anywhere.
Sully – No, that’s only with the Ron Jeremy version.
AJ – I am going to guess more than a few.
Teetop – 100% correct!
DL474 – If you fail the class because of me, don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
Mrs. Crankipants – *shiver*
DL474 – Okay, that was pretty funny.
Randal – And Christmas is coming up. Thanks for the gift idea.
CP – You’re welcome. Now get some sleep!