Is It Cold In Here, Or Is It Just Al Gore?
By Wyatt Earp | November 1, 2009
Despite many exceptions to the alleged rule, global warming is still a hot topic these days. Lord knows Denver appreciated Al Gore’s Chicken Little imitation when it was snowing during the MLB playoffs, but as Al will tell them, that was – like him – just a freak of nature. Gore will still want you to sell your worldly carbon-emitting possessions and live like the Geico caveman, as he jets around the world for high-priced speaking engagements.
Algore and the global warming loons are the subject of this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a taste:
Somebody call Al Gore, because the British found his crazy environmentalist uncle. Britain’s Lord Stern, the country’s climate czar, has some interesting solutions to the alleged global warming problem. Would he like folks to conserve electricity? Does he want people to by a hybrid vehicle? Will he ask people to huddle near Alec Baldwin to share the warmth of his smugness?
Well, not exactly. One could say that Lord Stern is going “whole hog” on the situation. In a recent interview, he suggested that considering a vegetarian diet would save the planet – although it would be a death sentence for vegetables. (Broccoli was unavailable for comment.) Stern’s plan is to declare war on the animal population and he expects people to terminate them with extreme prejudice, as long as they don’t use a backyard grill or mouth-watering barbecue sauce.
No, if Lord Stern has his way, Americans will be celebrating Independence Day with tofu burgers and soy dogs . . .
You can read the rest of the (hopefully) funny HERE.
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Topics: FSM | 4 Comments »
November 1st, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Vegetables have feelings too. I am a meatatarian. Its a lifestyle choice I make.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Here’s some examples of the “GLOBAL WARMING” we got in Denver last week.
(out my back door)
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/WEATHER/DSC_6153-A.jpg
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/WEATHER/DSC_6157-A.jpg
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae277/RAPH6969/WEATHER/DSC_6160-a.jpg
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
committed carnivore here. anyone wanting to take my steak away from me will get a fork in the hand!
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I’d like to marinate Lord Stern and serve him with a side of cole slaw to all the global warming sheeple like Gore.