Heidi Montag: Hero Of The Stupid
By Wyatt Earp | October 20, 2009
Will someone please tell Miss Montag that looks fade, and when they do, all that’s left is personality and brains? And since that is the case, little Heidi should realize that she will most likely grow old alone.
LOS ANGELES — Heidi Montag refused to attend her sister’s birthday party without being paid. Whatever happened to the good old days when family was more important than finances?
Holly Montag celebrated her 26th Birthday at Empire Hollywood in Los Angeles on Saturday night, but notably absent from the festive affair was Holly’s little sis, Heidi Montag and her hubby Spencer Pratt.
We’re told Heidi was invited, but was a no-show. (H/T – FOXNews)
Now granted, I charge a modest fee to attend family gatherings, but I am a million times more talented that this skank.
Topics: Babes | 8 Comments »
October 20th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
OK, I give up. Who the hell is Heidi Montag, and why would anyone pay her to go to a birthday party? I thought the only people who were paid to go to birthday parties were caterers, clowns, and magicians.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
John don’t forget the girl that jumps out of the cake. That may be Heidi’s only redeeming quality. I do not know who she is either.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:38 am
Who cares… never heard of her, and sounds like I don’t want to waste my time…
October 21st, 2009 at 7:33 am
Words fail me here. I am glad my eyeballs are still functioning though.
October 21st, 2009 at 7:37 am
That’s despicable, but for some reason I just can’t be angry with her.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:23 am
I’d so hit that though. She could send me the bill.
What?
October 21st, 2009 at 12:23 pm
John D – I thought she was the clown.
Ingineer66 – Apparently, she’s some reality show toad. She’s not bad, but she is certainly not hot enough to be pulling this crap.
Old NFO – I posted it because it makes her look worse than her personality already makes her out to be.
Jon – Well, that’s a good sign, anyway.
Woody – Well, not angry at parts of her.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Glad I’m not the only one who has never heard of her.