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By Wyatt Earp | October 26, 2009

Zombie Nazis

One has to wonder if the people in Iowa are suffering from a corn overdose.

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. (H/TFOXNews)

What a dumbass. Everyone knows that the only way to kill a zombie is to shoot him in head!

Topics: Coolness! | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “Brainsssss!”

  1. Deathlok Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Technically, I proper nose shot can force the nasal bone up into the brain. . . . . . I’m just sayin’!

  2. Wes S. Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    With all due respect, Wyatt: Do you really need to be giving the assailant advice?

    …And somebody in Iowa needs to have their copy of World War Z taken away, tout suite.

  3. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    That man must be a newb to the whole zombie business. lol
    Thanks for the linkage. :)

  4. Andrew Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Is that image from the movie “Dead Snow”?

    Best punch line in the history of film: “Eins, Zwei, Die!”


  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Deathlok – . . . says the man with brain damage.

    Wes S. – Wow. Good point.

    DL474 – No problemo. The missus loved your Halloween decorations this year.

    Andrew – It is indeed! Haven’t seen the film, though. Any good?

  6. Andrew Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    It was On Demand for a while (it may still be). Pretty bad. Your typical low budget zombie film.

  7. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Tell Mrs. Earp I said “thank you”!
    For next year I’m eyeballing a pirate ship, hopefully it will be cheaper next year so I can make it happen.

  8. In the news this Halloween… « Faces of Dragon Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    [...] Faces of Dragon Criminal Justice student, former metal singer and horror author…this dragon has many faces. « Halloween Party Pictures In the news this Halloween… October 26, 2009 Wyatt touched on this one, “Man punches out a zombie”. [...]

  9. 1oldleg Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I had an uncle who was a vampire! I stabbed in the chest with a wooden stake, and he died! I still don’t understand why my family is pissed at me…

    Just kiddin’.

    Smacking his noggin with the big silver cross slowed him down real good, though.

  10. metoo Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Being from Iowa, sounds like some nut job student from U of I. Someone has been drinking some really strange KoolAid. And the corn overdose is most likely homemade corn liquor. That or he just left the meth lab after a day of heavy cooking.

  11. CaptainAmerica Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    5 will get you 10 the real Zombie was the perp. Wanna bet?

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Andrew – Now see? I’m intrigued.

    DL – You land a pirate ship and my kids will want to trek down there for Halloween.

    1oldleg – Yeah, they’ll put a crimp in your style.

    MeToo – Meth is pretty bad, but you get so thin afterward!

    Captain – No takers.