Archive for October, 2009
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Saturday, October 31st, 2009And you thought you couldn’t find any action in Bulgaria! SOFIA – Bulgarian prosecutors are investigating a new gambling game in which drivers defy death by speeding through red lights for bets of up to 5,000 euros ($7,400), the chief prosecutor’s office said Thursday. Known as ‘Russian road roulette’, the driver must jump red lights [...]
SYLG Remembers Chuck Cassidy
Saturday, October 31st, 2009Two years ago today, Philadelphia Police Officer Charles “Chuck” Cassidy was shot in the line of duty. He unknowingly walked in on a robbery in progress at the Dunkin Donuts, 6600 N. Broad Street. Human stain John “Jordan” Lewis spun around and shot Chuck in the head at point blank range before fleeing the scene. [...]
Marisa Miller: Fat Bastard?
Saturday, October 31st, 2009Oh yeah, she’s a moo cow. When it comes to a flawless figure, Marisa Miller comes pretty close – however the Victoria’s Secret super model insisted that she’s had to work her booty off big-time to get back in bikini shape since getting married to Hollywood producer Griffin Guess just over three years ago. “I [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, October 30th, 2009Which One’s Smarter? Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday November 2nd. Good luck! Original Caption: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama holds a sweet potato as she attends the Fall Harvest of the White House [...]
Chris Christie: Good For New Jersey
Friday, October 30th, 2009The New Jersey gubernatorial election is a mere four days away. It is a chance for the citizens of the Garden State to throw out one of the worst governors in their history – one John Corzine. Unemployment is through the roof, spending is out of control, and taxes are obscene. New Jersey’s property taxes [...]
The Lingerie Football League Kicks Off Today
Friday, October 30th, 2009Screw the Phillies, the Philadelphia Passion – who play in New Jersey for some reason – start playing tonight! And there doesn’t seem to be a pigskin on the roster. If you’re interested in girl-on-girl action — and sports — there’s a new league that’s just the ticket. The Lingerie Football League offers players who [...]
Mad Max 4: Fury Road To Begin Production
Friday, October 30th, 2009It probably won’t be as good as the first two, but I need something to wipe Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome from my memory. Twenty years on and Mad Max 4: Fury Road is about to restart the local movie industry, being filmed entirely in Sydney and Outback NSW. The Daily Telegraph has learned that work [...]
Chicago Wants Cops, Firemen Furloughed
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Hey, you know what would be a great idea? If a large, crime-infested metropolis decided to balance the budget on the backs of city workers, including police officers and firemen. That’s what Chicago is planning to do. Then-Philadelphia Mayor Ed Rendell did that in 1994, and it worked for him. That fat bastard was elected [...]
U.S. Buying Taliban Allegiance
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Oh yeah, I see this turning out well. There is a well-known saying in Afghanistan: “You can rent an Afghan, but you can’t buy him.” Some experts on the region believe a U.S. program to pay Taliban fighters to quit the organization is buying temporary loyalty. President Obama on Wednesday signed a $680 billion defense [...]
Rosie Claims She Almost Had Angelina
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Yeah, because Angelina Jolie always had a thing for gay, shapeless men. I blame this on Ric Ocasek, the lead singer of The Cars. He married gorgeous supermodel Paulina Porizkova, and since then ugly guys – and even uglier lesbians – think they have a chance with the beautiful people. That’s not reality. I doubt [...]
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