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Chris Myers Is My New Hero

By Wyatt Earp | September 14, 2009

Whoopi Goldberg Gorilla Cookies

Especially after ripping scumbag “comedian” and Mumia abu Jamal supporter Whoopi Goldberg. TMZ has the skinny:

An NFL announcer just took a cruel and cheap shot at Whoopi Goldberg – live during a Detroit Lions football game.

During the first quarter of the Lions game today, the announcer, Chris Myers was talking about a player who was on the Pittsburgh Steelers last season but now plays for Detroit. He said, “Going from two Super Bowls in Pittsburgh to the winless Detroit team — that’s like going from dating Beyonce to Whoopi Goldberg.”

A cheap shot? Nah, I would classify it as top-notch co-me-dy! Screw her and her ugliness. To quote Fred Sanford, “We could put her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!”

I mean, seriously guys, who would you rather date? Whoopi (above) or Beyonce’ (below)?


Yeah, I thought so.

Topics: Evil = Funny | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Chris Myers Is My New Hero”

  1. John D Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Whoopi or Beyonce?

    You see, that’s what I like about this blog. It’s like one of those classes everyone takes to boost their GPA–the tests are all no-brainers.

    The pictures of hot babes helps too (with the blog, not with my GPA).

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Whoopi is like a scary Muppet.
    It’s really too much on a Monday morning.

  3. Wes S. Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Not only does Beyonce beat Whoopi in looks, but – judging from what she did for Taylor Swift at the VMAs last night after Kanye West stormed the stage and disrupted Swift’s acceptance of an award – Beyonce definitely beats Goldberg in class as well.

    The blunt truth is that Goldberg is even uglier in the inside.

  4. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am

    i can’t stand whoopi’s voice either, it’s one step below an old lady with a tracheostomy from a lifetime of smoking.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    John D – Hey, I’m here to help.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Looking at her face is a better wake-me-up than a 5 Hour Energy. Think of the money I’m saving you!

    Wes S. – Agreed. I’m taking on the Kanye thing in a post later today.

    Smite – Maybe Whoopi can get throat cancer? Just sayin’.

  6. Wes S. Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Can’t wait to hear your take on Kanye’s douchebaggery, Wyatt.

    Here’s a quote from pop starlet Pink, which she Twittered from the auditorium right after Kanye stormed the stage: “Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh*t on earth. Quote me.”


    MTV has several articles up on Kanye’s stunt – links to which can be found in the sidebar accompanying the above article – including lots of negative celebrity reactions. Even Perez Hilton was quoted as “Kanye, WTF?”. One of MTV’s accounts reports that when Kanye was booed off the stage – and once the cameras were turned away – he flipped the crowd the bird as security led him away.

  7. MeToo Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Whoopi has found her bully pulpit on “The View” and as a result has opened herself up to public scrutiny. I’m tired of all the hot air coming from Hollywood these days. Shut up and act, sing or do your comedy routine but stop with the political commentary. It’s not what we tuned in to see.

  8. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    You nailed it MeToo. Just because you can play a judge or a president in a movie does not mean that you actually have any clue as to what you are talking about.

  9. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Wyatt – well she’s always got diarrhea of the mouth, so that would be fitting.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Wes S. – And yet, Jay Leno still has him on his terrible show. Typical sellout.

    MeToo – Well, if you want entertainment, you don’t want Whoopi. She sucks.

    Ingineer66 – Paging Martin Sheen!

    Smite – Good point!

  11. Kate Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who ya are! Heh.