By Wyatt Earp | August 14, 2009
Wow, that’s hot.
(Oh, like you didn’t expect me to write that. Every single one of you already know I’m going to Hell. I’m just trying to catch the Express Train.)
MIAMI – A woman set herself on fire at a Miami mall Thursday, then walked around engulfed in flames as shocked shoppers watched, authorities said.
Two men and a woman who tried to help her were hurt, but not badly.
The 43-year-old woman, whose name was not released, doused herself with a flammable liquid at the Mall of the Americas, said Miami-Dade Fire Rescue spokesman Arnold Piedrahita. She had third-degree burns over 75 percent of her body and was found conscious in a parking lot. Authorities do not know why she set herself on fire. (H/T – Breitbart)
Maybe she was auditioning for the role of Johnny Storm in the next Fantastic Four film. What? I’m just sayin’.