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Guaranteed To Make A Grown Man Cringe

By Wyatt Earp | July 2, 2009

Nail Clippers

That rat bastard Randal Graves sent this to me, and I haven’t uncrossed my legs since. Trust me, this story is not for the faint of heart. Guys, you’re been warned.

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.


The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.” (H/TFOXNews)

I have no words. Well, maybe “OUCH!” and “WHAT THE FRAK?” but that’s it.

Topics: WTF? | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “Guaranteed To Make A Grown Man Cringe”

  1. RT Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    I hope they gave him a sedative when they cleaned it. OUCH!

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Well, it’s like I always say, if you want a job done right, do it yourself.

  3. USA_Admiral Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    That would be the ultimate test of manhood.

  4. John D Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    He who acts as his own mohel has a fool for a client.

  5. Rick Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm


  6. proof Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    “…even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.” Isn’t that a given here?

  7. metoo Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 am

    He should have checked a “bris” website for instructions and aftercare.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    RT – Or hit him over the head with a mallet.

    Mrs. Crankipants – No thanks. I’ll ask the professionals.

    Admiral – Or idiocy.

    John D – Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the Mohel flinches. Ouch.

    Rick – I’ll second that!

    Proof – I would say “a lot” of drinks, but yes, that’s a given.

    MeToo – Type with one hand, and snip with the other.