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Boy Allegedly Steals From Ambulance

By Wyatt Earp | July 2, 2009


How despicable must you be to steal from an ambulance? How despicable must be if you’re a punk kid stealing from an ambulance? Well hopefully, the Elizabethton, Tennessee court system will find out when this boy goes to trial.

Oh, and the best part? The little bastard took the items

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. – A boy was arrested over the weekend on charges of stealing from an ambulance while paramedics were treating his mother. The Johnson City Press reported the boy, who was not named because he is a juvenile, was charged with stealing $5,000 in medical supplies. That includes an oxygen tank and an oxygen sensor machine.

What the frak was he going to do with an oxygen tank and sensor?

He is also accused of stealing a purse belonging to one of the rescue workers and of breaking into a car several hours earlier and stealing credit cards, a cellular phone and a PlayStation portable video game.

Oh, did you hear that? That was the sound of head exploding. Get him 50cc’s of duct tape, stat!

Topics: WTF? | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “Boy Allegedly Steals From Ambulance”

  1. Dano Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Welcome to TN, the land of the brave, of the free, of where my grandpa bought a .30x.30 for urban home protection.

    Silly twit, maybe we should start a list of those who will not be helped by emergency crews…

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 am


  3. Doghouse Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Lemme guess; the mom followed up by saying “really, he’s a good boy … “

  4. RT Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm


  5. USA_Admiral Says:
    July 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Our society is on it last leg.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Dano – Put his address on the Do Not Resuscitate list.

    Jon – Idiocy in action.

    Doghouse – “And the medics are just picking on him!”

    RT – It’ll keep him thin, I suppose.

    Admiral – And it’s wobbling.

  7. Jon Shell Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    My hometown…sheesh
    Sure puts us on the map in a wonderful light, eh?

  8. Bitter American Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 11:57 pm


  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Jon – Could be worse. You could live in Philly.

    BA – Lovely, huh?