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Suspect Destroys NJ Police Bathroom

By Wyatt Earp | May 20, 2009


Boy, this guy really needs to get his crap together.

GLOUCESTER TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A South Jersey man is in a mess of trouble for allegedly making a mess inside a police station. Police said 24-year-old Jason Detora was at the station early Sunday with his girlfriend, 22-year-old Nicole Leadbeater, who’d been arrested for driving under the influence. She’d gone to pick him up at a bar where he couldn’t pay his bill.

Police said Detora went into the men’s room, defecated on the floor, smeared feces on the walls and set fire to paper towels and toilet paper. ()

If the officers were smart, they would have made him clean up the entire bathroom, without gloves or cleaning supplies.

Then they should have tasered him afterward for good measure. That’ll learn him.

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10 Responses to “Suspect Destroys NJ Police Bathroom”

  1. Sully Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 12:13 am

    Now thats a shit-fit!!!

  2. USA_Admiral Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Tasering would have been required in a situation like this. Let him wiggle around in the feces and burnt paper.

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    They should rub his nose in it, then hit him with a rolled up newspaper. And I’m guessing that the bartender got stiffed. What a loser.

  4. Doghouse Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Then make him clean each and every toilet in the prison. While bent over.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Sully - And that’s no b.s.

    Admiral - No argument here.

    Mrs. Crankipants - Not even a tip. Pretty weenie.

    Doghouse - Sans pants . . .

  6. s.p.e.c.t.r.e. Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I agree that a good tasering would have been in order. Funny thing is that this exact same thing happened when I was in high school. Actually, it wasn’t funny at the time as I really had to hit the head when I found it.

  7. Assrot Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I’d have tasered him and then dipped his head in the toilet and mopped his own filth off the floor with his noggin.

    My LEO relatives say I would have made a good cop 50 years ago but I’d probably get fired today. What do you think Wyatt?


  8. John Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    the tasering would have been nice, except NJ doesn’t recognize less than lethal force, so tasers are just about illegal in NJ…another reason why we are the greatest state in the union….

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 12:51 am

    s.p.e.c.t.r.e. - Thanks for that visual!

    Joe - You’d be fired today for even thinking that. That’s how p.c. it is anymore.

    John - get rid of Corzine, and you’ll be much better in my book.

  10. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 9:42 am

    I’d hate to see his house!