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A Jessica Biel Alert

By Wyatt Earp | May 20, 2009


Regular readers of SYLG know that no one on this planet is a bigger Jessica Biel fan that I am. So, when this Angel of the Silver Screen makes the news, you can be damned sure I’m covering it.

Even if the story makes her look a little conceited.

It’s not easy being beautiful.

Just ask Jessica Biel, who despite her stunning looks, perfect figure and hot boyfriend, says Hollywood discriminates.

In a new interview with Allure magazine, on newsstands May 26, the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” actress says that being too good-looking can be a problem for an actress.

“It really is a problem, I have to be blunt,” she says. “I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, then don’t hire me. But if you don’t want to see me, that’s hurtful.” (H/T - FOXNews)

Um, I want to see you, Jess. Just let me know when and where!


Oh, and you might want to drop that tool Justin Timberlake beforehand, too. Trust me, I am much more talented than he is . . . and I have more fans!

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4 Responses to “A Jessica Biel Alert”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    “I just want an opportunity.”

    - Maybe she should stop being such a shitty actress. Her only good film is Blade III and it had nothing to do with her.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Randal - Jess was pure eye candy, but Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, and even Triple H were better than she was.

  3. s.p.e.c.t.r.e. Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Sounds like she’s picked up a case of “Hollywood Syndrome”. But, whenever I think of her “acting” in “Powder Blue”, I seem to forget what I was talking about. What was I talking about?

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 12:35 am

    s.p.e.c.t.r.e. - Yes, nude Jessica Biel is a much better actress than clothed Jessica Biel.