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Keeping Up The British End

By Wyatt Earp | May 2, 2009

naked-gunWho knew that the English were so free with their bodies, and so brazen in their choice of “temporary boudoirs?”

Of course, if this sort of thing had happened on the White House lawn, the participants would have been brutally beaten. The last thing these people needed was to be tasered in their, um, crumpets.

LONDON – Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn’t take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.

“One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates — and lots of windows opened up,” witness Mark Robinson told The Sun newspaper.

“The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom.”

Japanese tourists filmed the couple, who only stopped when police officers arrived on the scene, witnesses said. (H/T - )

That. Is. Awesome! These two must have been rather drunk. I would never have the gall to do such a thing in the open, but I would probably film it, like those perverts from Japan. Heh.

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4 Responses to “Keeping Up The British End”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Good grief. When I said “Outside screwing starts today!” I didn’t, you know, mean it.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    GroovyVic - Apparently, one couple thought you did mean it!

  3. John A Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Sadly, Providence Rhode Island - which already prohibits solicitation/performance of paid sex outdoors - is in the process of closing its “but indoors it is OK” loophole.

  4. AJ Lynch Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    Wyatt- did you make up the part about the Japanese tourists? Heh.