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Your Big Chance To Moon Barack Obama

By Wyatt Earp | January 18, 2009


Well, sort of.

WASHINGTON – A nudist club near Washington is offering to bail out people stuck for accommodation during next week’s inauguration of president-elect Barack Obama, but you have to be a bit of a bare-devil to take up the offer.

You have to get naked.

I’m in! Who wants to see a naked blogger with a hairy back?

Certainly, that’s only to be expected at a nudist club, and, this being the dead of winter, you don’t have to stay naked all the time.

And, furthermore, staff at the Pinetree Club near Annapolis, Maryland, will break you in gently to the idea of being in the buff.

“People who aren’t members of the International Naturist Federation or the American Association for Nude Recreation have to go on a 30-minute tour of the facilities,” Patrick Sokoloski, the manager of the Pinetree Club, set in a 90-acre wooded park 35 miles (56 kilometers) east of Washington, told AFP.

“They don’t have to be nude for the tour,” he said.

“But the tour ends at our indoor swimming pool, which is heated to 90 degrees, and they have to get nude at that point,” he said. (H/T - )

Scoff if you must, but I guarantee that there are people desperate enough to see The One, that they’ll drop trow for a chance to see his inauguration.

Me? I’d go to a nude resort if there was a chance of meeting Sarah Palin there. Heh.

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6 Responses to “Your Big Chance To Moon Barack Obama”

  1. Deanna Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I’d go to the moon before wanting a chance to meet Obama.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Deanna - But would you fly to the moon in your birthday suit?

  3. Deanna Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Never say never!

  4. Alan B Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Isn’t that an abuse of the flag code?

    Really think you ought to take the lady concerned into protective custody …

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Deanna - Wow, that’s hot! :)

    Alan B - Hold on, I’ll get my cuffs!

  6. Remulak MoxArgon Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Not to say Wyatt’s hairy, but if he did go through with this dare, the paper’s would be reporting Sasquatch sightings in DC.