Archive for January, 2009
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Saturday, January 31st, 2009Our Fantasy NASCAR League is back by popular demand. (Okay, only Robert and Jim really begged me to form the league again, but you get the idea.) I cannot possibly be the only NASCAR fan here on this blog, so if you’d like to sign up, the information is as follows: Here is the link [...]
Iran: Obama’s Offer To Talk A US “Failure”
Saturday, January 31st, 2009Apparently, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is not down with the HopeyChange. I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. You cannot talk, deal or negotiate with Iran while Ahmadinnerjacket is in power. The same can be said for al Qaeda. There is no bargaining with them. It’s either their way . . [...]
Sister Attacks Bride At Wedding
Saturday, January 31st, 2009Gidda-gidda-catfight! HEBRON, Ind. — Police say a northern Indiana woman who wasn’t invited to her sister’s wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair. Twenty-three-year-old Annmarie Bricker of Valparaiso faces a misdemeanor battery charge for last Friday’s attack outside a Porter County home. The Porter County Sheriff’s Department [...]
It’s Weigh Day!
Saturday, January 31st, 2009Good Lord, why do I feel like this kid today? No, I didn’t gain any poundage this week, but I didn’t lose any, either. I guess I’ll call that a delicious frosted (bow)tie. Mmm . . . donuts! I’m sorry, what were we talking about again? So, after a week of little exercise – one [...]
Dinara Safina: Let Her Eat Cake
Saturday, January 31st, 2009And if she doesn’t want chocolate cake, I have some beefcake for her right here. Heh. MELBOURNE – Russia’s Dinara Safina says she will indulge herself with some chocolate cake if she wins her first Grand Slam in Saturday’s Australian Open final against Serena Williams. The third seed has undergone a punishing diet and exercise [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, January 30th, 2009Cookie Criminal Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February 2nd. Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT Photoshop Entries: Top Ten Entries: 10. [...]
WWII Vet Honored 60 Years Later
Friday, January 30th, 2009Joe Moser is one of thousands of heroes from World War II. He is also a genuine American hero. It is nice to see him receive the honor he so richly deserves. Even if it is a little late. TACOMA, Washington — He’s an airman, World War II veteran and Nazi concentration camp survivor. On [...]
The Best Birthday Present Ever
Friday, January 30th, 2009Did you ever really want a present for your birthday, and when the big day came, you finally got it? Well, this present beats almost anything you could imagine. Read this story and try to not get emotional. Go ahead. I triple dog dare ya. DAYTON, Nev. – Gabriel Hurles’ sixth birthday party wasn’t a [...]
Man Tries To Get Ex’s Implants Back
Friday, January 30th, 2009People like this idiot are why I will always have job security. VICTORVILLE, Calif. – Prosecutors say a spurned lover ambushed his ex-girlfriend and tried to cut out the breast implants he paid for by stabbing her. San Bernardino County prosecutor David Foy says 28-year-old Thomas Lee Rowley attacked his ex in July 2006 outside [...]
Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon: Knucklehead
Friday, January 30th, 2009Apparently, the mayor decided to keep tap dancing on the landmine. Everyone in the Cardinals organization, from the head coach down to the practice squad players, has been very careful not to give the Steelers any bulletin-board material this week. If they’ve mentioned the Steelers at all, it’s been only to talk about their great [...]
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