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Vlad Putin’s Holiday Wish For Saakashvili

By Wyatt Earp | December 5, 2008

He should be “hung by his balls.”

Yes,he actually said that. Now that’s a guy I’d rather not party with.

I guess Vladimir is bucking for a big lump of coal in his stocking this year.

MOSCOW – Prime Minister Vladimir Putin appeared wryly to confirm on Thursday French media reports that he had said Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili deserved to be hung by his testicles for his role in the August war with Russia.

French media had quoted Putin as saying in a heated conversation with French President Nicolas Sarkozy in Moscow on August 12 that Saakashvili should be “hung by his balls” for starting the war which was roundly condemned by the West.

In a distraction from queries about the economic crisis during a lengthy televised question and answer session with the Russian public, Putin was asked: “Is this true you promised to hang Saakashvili by one part?”

Smiling thinly at the question, posed over a crackling phone line by a man in the Russian city of Penza, Putin, who has in the past used coarse language to hammer home a point, waited for the laughter of his studio audience to subside before replying:

“But why only by one part?” (H/T – )

Ooh, he’s so dark! No wonder he’s such a hit with the Russian ladies. Seriously, I question the sanity of a man who suggests such a punishment. Guys don’t joke about “the junk,” “the boys,” or the sack lunch.” It’s just inappropriate.

Of course, former KGB agents usually fail Manners 101.

Topics: WTF? | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Vlad Putin’s Holiday Wish For Saakashvili”

  1. Old NFO Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 5:20 am

    There is no such thing as a “former” KGB agent… tattoo that one on the forehead…

  2. Doghouse Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    I guess Vladimir is bucking for a big lump of coal in his stocking this year.

    Maybe two.

  3. CaptainAmerica Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Seriously…leave the marbles out of it.

  4. Rick Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    I agree with Old NFO. Once KGB always KGB

  5. USA_Admiral Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    The KGB Bear is back and I always figured Putin should be hung by his.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Old NFO – From someone who did a term paper on the KGB, you don’t have to remind me.

    Doghouse – A lump for each “nut.”

    Captain – Agreed. Never a good idea to go there.

    Rick – Probably the same with most intel spooks.

    Admiral – He keeps up his shenanigans and that may happen.

  7. Diller Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Got to give ol Vlad credit, he must have a pair made outa brass.