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Bucharest Wants Record-Breaking Big Meat

By Wyatt Earp | December 28, 2008

sausageMaybe they should invite me over. Because if there’s anything I know a lot about, it’s big, tasty meat! Heh.

Yeah, the headline is chock full of double entendre, but what can I say? It’s a big sausage!

(Insert your own snarky comment here. Heh, heh, “insert.”)

BUCHAREST – Bucharest attempted a new world record Saturday with a 392-metre (1,286-foot) smoked sausage that took two weeks to prepare and weighs a hefty 150 kilogrammes (330 pounds).

About 20 people worked on the giant wors, commissioned by the city of Bucharest and presented Saturday during local holiday festivities, Realitatea TV television reported.

Two hundred metres longer than the previous record holder from Poland, according to local media, the sausage was to be later grilled and served to residents. (H/T - )

In a related story, Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Moore just booked flights to Bucharest.

Topics: Snarkasm |

8 Responses to “Bucharest Wants Record-Breaking Big Meat”

  1. Diller Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Be interesting to know what they used for casings? Maybe those x-tra large trojans that were being shipped to France? Or there are some huge hogs in Europe.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Diller - Maybe they’re using Rosie O’Donnell’s bloomers?

  3. Assrot Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I’m hoping one of the secret ingredients to that big old schlongsausage is Viagra.

    Michael Moore will need it when he and Rosie finish this meal and he bends her ass over the dinner table to “insert” her just desserts.

    Hopefully there is some flour around so Michael can roll Rosie in it to find the wet spot.



  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    Joe - I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  5. Rick Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Pass the brain bleach please.

  6. BlueCanuck Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 6:07 am

    Thanks Joe, I will now have nightmares for the next week.

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Rick - It’s in the center cupboard, as always.

    BlueCanuck - Took the words right from my mouth! Blecch!

  8. Alan B Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 5:48 am

    Being an ignorant Englishman, I had to look up their pictures on Yahoo image search.

    Wish I hadn’t bothered - I understand what some of you mean now!