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It’s Godzilla! We Must Flee!

By Wyatt Earp | October 7, 2008

Well, it’s either that, or some crazy naked dude.

Police have apprehended a Western man who went skinny dipping in a moat ringing the Imperial Palace in a busy Tokyo business district, attracting a huge crowd, officials said Tuesday.

The naked middle-aged man jumped into the moat, then threw rocks and splashed water at two policemen who chased him in a rowing boat, a Tokyo Metropolitan Police official said on condition of anonymity, citing protocol.

The police official did not know the man’s name or nationality. Public broadcaster NHK and Kyodo News agency said the man is believed to be a 40-year-old Briton living in Spain who visited the moat with several Spanish friends. (H/T - CNN)

Great, now they have to drain the moat and disinfect it from the old man stink.

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4 Responses to “It’s Godzilla! We Must Flee!”

  1. DesertSage Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Just give him some Cheezy Poofs.

  2. Insolublog Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    This guy must have been watching, and emulating, an episode of Jackass.

    They make us all look like asses.

  3. Old NFO Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 2:07 am

    And of course it ‘had’ to be a white guy (gaijin) so that’s why the locals were looking at us funny this morning on the way to the base… It was raining, so I guess they thought we were going to strip and take a shower on the sidewalk… Even though I’ve seen Japanese men stopping to piss on the sidewalk with no problem… sigh…

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Desert Sage - But then his fingers would get all ornage and crusty!

    Indol - Am I a bad person for finding that funny? I think Party Boy is a riot.

    Old NFO - Well, urine is all-natural, so . . .