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Blast Destroys House Of Hamas Commander

By Wyatt Earp | June 12, 2008

To quote the immortal Nelson Muntz: “Ha, Ha!”

Okay, I have to be completely honest here: stories like these make me giddy as a schoolgirl. The fact that investigators think their own explosives were responsible for the blast just makes is all the more funny. Maybe some of the victims will suffocate under the rubble.

BEIT LAHIYA, Gaza Strip - A blast flattened the house of a militant commander in the Gaza Strip Thursday, killing three people, wounding 40 and burying an unknown number of others, Palestinian officials said.

Israel, which routinely accepts responsibility for attacks on military targets, denied involvement, and Hamas opened an investigation, an indication the militant Islamic rulers of Gaza believe the explosion might have been caused by accidental detonation of explosives in the house.

Earlier, Hamas blamed Israel and unleashed a barrage of rockets and mortars at Israel’s south. ()

If Sharon Stone were here, she would guess that this explosion was, oh I don’t know, KARMA!!!

When you get to Hell, tell ‘em Wyatt sent ya!

Topics: Evil = Funny, Snarkasm |

6 Responses to “Blast Destroys House Of Hamas Commander”

  1. Deputy Polarbear Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Achmed, you FOOL!…..I told you to hook up the RED wire first….BOOOOOOOM

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Dep. Polar Bear - It’s funny when it happens to them!

  3. RT Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    “Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fiya! We don’t care; let the (sentence enhancer deleted)’r burn!”

  4. Rick Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    I love it when these dopes kill themselves.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    RT - Well played.

    Rick - It’s just too much comedy for me to handle.

  6. USA_Admiral Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    It would have been great if this happen on Friday the 13th.

    It saves Israel a unit of ordinance, More to use elsewhere.