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Andy Roddick To Marry SI Swimsuit Model

By Wyatt Earp | March 31, 2008

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free? Heh.

Andy Roddick is no longer tennis’ most eligible bachelor.

The 25-year-old American star is engaged to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, 20. The official announcement was made on his website.

“We are thrilled to announce that Andy and Brooklyn Decker are engaged to be married. Andy proposed in early March. The couple wanted to tell their family and close friends first but good news travels fast. By the time Andy arrived in Miami for the Sony Ericsson Open, the tournament was bustling with the news. (H/TFOX Sports)

What an absolute dumbass. I mean, he’s the best tennis player in the world. He’s rich, single, and good-looking. The last thing he needs is . . . OH MY GOD, SHE’S SO FRAKKIN HOT!

Never mind. Good luck, Andy!

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