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An Important Message From "America’s Mayor"

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. My name is John Street, and I am the mayor of Philadelphia – the safest city in America! What’s that? Did I hear you scoff at my claim? It’s true, I tell you. Sure, we have had a few – 234 to be exact – bumps in our Road to [...]

I Got It!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

I didn’t even know I was in the running! Genial comic Drew Carey was tapped Monday to replace silver-haired legend Bob Barker on the CBS daytime game show “The Price is Right.” The deal was set Monday afternoon shortly before a taping of CBS’ “Late Show” with David Letterman, where he confirmed it. “I realize [...]

Cry Havoc!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

And let slip the dogs of war. – Bill Shakespeare Philadelphia’s murder rate is gaining national attention as it continues to climb following a deadly weekend. During a news conference Monday police said 37 shootings in 72 hours left six people dead, bringing the city’s murder rate to 232 homicides for the year. “Homicide is [...]

Another Steak-Out

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Yesterday was Sunday Blogger Fun Day in Philadelphia. I was lucky enough to meet three very influential members of the blogosphere who were in my neck of the woods. Right Wing Prof from Right Wing Nation, Sebastian from Snowflakes in Hell, and Bitter from The Bitch Girls were slumming with this hack in South Philly [...]

Music And Lyrics

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

For the past two days, I have been filling up my new mp3 player with some kickass tune-age. While doing so, I came across the works of one of my favorite bands, The B-52′s (above). I shot through a few songs, decided to play “Dance This Mess Around,” and actually listened to the lyrics. And [...]

The Meme That Would Not Die

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

Well, even though I surrendered to this meme twice already – Look at the bright side: I’m popular! – I am about to do so again, thanks to InsoluBlog. There is no way in hell that I am posting the rules, and there’s no way in hell I am tagging anyone else, but out of [...]

Live Free Or Die Hard

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

Maggie Q. Yummy personified! Despite my hobbled status, I was able to go out with my good friend – and Erik’s Godfather – Bill to see Live Free of Die Hard tonight. Although I wanted to see Transformers, I figured this would be a decent substitute. I was correct in my assumption. Timothy Olyphant was [...]

Harry Potter Mania!

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

With the release of J.K. Rowling’s final installment of the Harry Potter series, and the success of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Potter Mania abounds. Luckily, I have uncovered some secrets from the new book. Enjoy! The Top Five Secrets of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows5. Hogwarts School does not allow [...]

Knob Hockey: Rod Brind’Amour

Friday, July 20th, 2007

This one’s for RT. Funny, funny stuff.

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Agent Skelly Caption Contest(Source: AFP) Other Current Contests:Bullwinkle Blog (I won here last week!!!)Cowboy BlobDeathlokGone Rick MotelGOP and CollegeRight PunditsRodney DillRTWILLisms (I took 2nd Place here last week!)Wizbang Photoshop Entries: Cowboy Blob Top Ten Entries:10. Sweep the Leg! – Randal Graves9. Dammit, I thought I ordered a #14 with fried rice. – The Man8. Burger [...]

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