Archive for June, 2007
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Saturday, June 30th, 2007Good evening. My name is “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and my native Scotland has asked me to comment on this story, which occurred earlier today. For the benefit of those of you with steroids on the brain, here is the despicable recap: GLASGOW, Scotland – A Jeep Cherokee trailing a cascade of flames rammed into Glasgow [...]
Sticking It To The Man
Saturday, June 30th, 2007Oh my stars! It appears that another one of Hollywood’s Pillars of the Community was inconvenienced by yet another racist cop. Someone call Al Sharpton! It is a crying shame that this ditsy broad was a day late for PIH: Vivica A. Fox called a state patrol officer a “racist white cop” during her drunken [...]
See? The Wife Is Crazy
Saturday, June 30th, 200767%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?I mean, it’s not like I got 100%, right? Oh, God, need help! (H/T – Rachel) Hey, and speaking of great, successful bloggers, Damian G just had his 25,000th visitor! Please stop by and congratulate him. Thanks!
People I Hate
Friday, June 29th, 2007Due to this week’s jocularity surrounding the 100,000th visitor, PIH is a day late. Luckily for me, two of the year’s biggest local stories came out today. Goody for me! Enjoy! The Idiots Running Wimbledon Personally, I think this chick should get a standing ovation instead of curled lips: LONDON (Reuters) – Wimbledon is getting [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 29th, 2007The Cow And The Cow Pie Caption Contest(Source: AP) (H/T – Rachel) Original Caption: [Philadelphia] Mayor [John] Street greets a fast food advertising mascot passing by the line outside the AT&T store this morning. The mayor was third in line to purchase Apple’s new iPhone, which goes on sale at 6 p.m. Wyatt’s Snarky Editorial [...]
Odds And Ends
Thursday, June 28th, 2007In my haste to post the SYLG Roast and the 100,000th Hit Celebration, I sorta kinda forgot to post this week’s edition of People I Hate. Fear not, for PIH will be posted tomorrow with the Weekend Caption Contest. And while you’re here, why not check out my latest post at First In! I am [...]
The SYLG/Wyatt Earp 100,000 Hit Roast
Thursday, June 28th, 2007Good evening ladies and germs! My name is Rosie O’Donnell, and I am America’s Sweetheart. Tonight we are here in the half-empty Hoboken Civic Center to honor a man who definitely needs an introduction, since no one ever heard of him. He’s Wyatt Earp, and tonight we’re roasting him! What’s that? It’s not a literal [...]
100,000!
Thursday, June 28th, 2007The author, celebrating hit #100,000. Sorry for the delay, kids, but justice never takes a holiday. Well, unless I have something really important to do. Today was not one of those days, so I was stuck in work. Some of you may be wondering who won the 100,000th Hit Contest – well, those of you [...]
200!
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Death-o-Meter keep on turning . . . A quadruple shooting at an Olney playground last night pushed the homicide tally to 200 for the year, leaving distressed residents and even the city’s top cop beside themselves. 200? We’re number one! We’re number one! The shooting was preceded by a typical heated summertime routine – two [...]
So Close
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007. . . that I can smell it. Or is that Sssteve that reeks? Anyway, as of this posting SYLG is only 88 hits away from number 100,000. I see you shiver with antici . . . pation. (Name the film that used that quote!) Look, I know everyone is sick and tired of hearing [...]
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