Archive for April, 2007
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Wednesday, April 25th, 2007“You ought to go to Philly and you will appreciate how clean New Orleans is. Just go and walk around Philly a little bit and you will appreciate. . . . We still have some work to do, but we definitely beat them by a long shot.”-New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin (4/21) I suppose after [...]
Really, honey, I love poetry
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007So, tell me. How many of the male readers at SYLG would ever go see a movie about a poet (without a gun at your head)? My guess is zero. If your wife or girlfriend asked, you would probably swallow a bottle of Drano before allowing yourself to be roped into that. “What could possibly [...]
Where in the world is Wyatt?
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Sure Wyatt would like you to think he’s in Disney this week. Whatever Wyatt, we all know where you REALLY went. Germany! Here is the photographic evidence. However, he could just be in the Germany portion of Epcot. A drunk German horse rider rode into a bank foyer to sleep for the night, after having [...]
On Breatkthroughs and Epiphanies
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007While we generally leave poo-posts to Dr. Phat Tony, I couldn’t pass this one up… You know, usually when you hear about a breakthrough, it’s good news. However, being the conscientious guy that I am, I thought I would try Cheryl Crow’s advice about using one square of toilet paper per sitting, to save the [...]
Belated Happy Birthday, Wyatt!
Monday, April 23rd, 2007I missed it by one day. I blame Al Gore. Meh, he won’t read this until he gets back anyway…Let’s hope they serve Guinness in Disney…
Live Blogging 24
Monday, April 23rd, 2007I will be liveblogging 24 over at Blogs4Bauer tonight. Click Here to join the discussion.
Where Is Wyatt?
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Wyatt SAYS he’s on vacation, but I wonder…Maybe he’s on a covert mission to smite hippies and clueless liberals! One can only hope.Maybe he should start with this moronic asshat: Dennis Kucinich. Dig the peace sign? Yeah, he’s in it to win, alright. He’s such a pu**y, I’m going to start calling him Denise instead [...]
Was Gary Coleman Busy?
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Actor Jimmie ‘J.J.’ Walker of the television series “Good Times” and columnist Ann Coulter pose as they arrive together for the taping of the 5th Annual TV Land Awards in Santa Monica, California April 14, 2007. Top 5 comments overheard while this photo was taken:5. “You are such a has been”4. Ann: “Is it true [...]
People I Hate
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007With Wyatt in Disney, I’m sure he will come back with a Central-Florida themed PIH segment. Until then, here are a couple people that I cannot stand. The Guy Who Prompted The Weber Grill Company to Affix a Warning to Not Operate the Grill IndoorsAs I fired up the grill to do some cedar plank [...]
Dress Up Obama
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007Looking to get active in politics? Tired of all that sunshine outside? Then try out Dress Up Obama. I made my Obama look like Strong Bad with a Knicks jersey. What does your Obama look like?
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