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Friday, July 21st, 2006“Now, I am the master.” After an anger-filled week down at court, I was going to post a People I Like, when it occurred to me that my five-year old son Kyle doesn’t get enough airtime here. Thus, Kyle presents to you, People Kyle Likes – ghost-written by Dad. The Empire Is there anyone out [...]
For The "Prison Break" Fans
Friday, July 21st, 2006“T-Bag” did an early guest appearance on Star Trek: The Next Generation as the arranged marriage to Counselor Troi. I wonder if he referred to her as “Pretty,” and made her hold the inner lining of his pants pocket? Damn, even in that picture, he’s pretty creepy. (Hat Tip: Bill)
Thursday, July 20th, 2006In less than two weeks, your blog host will be on his way to fabulous sunny Arizona. As a result, daily blog posts will take a back seat to swimming, barbecuing, and fighting off tarantulas and scorpions. I know what you’re thinking: Wyatt, whatever will we do for entertainment? Why the hell are you asking [...]
Gavel Update!
Thursday, July 20th, 2006Good news, everyone! (And by “everyone,” I mean criminals.) The jury in the aforementioned aggravated assault case came in with a verdict this afternoon: NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS! So, by that reasoning, in Philadelphia a person can: 1. Punch, kick, and beat a man half to death, breaking his nose and separating his shoulder. [...]
My New Hero
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006White House Press Secretary and really fun guy Tony Snow is the greatest hero in American history. Why? Well, because he recently verbally bitch-slapped Helen Thomas . . . again. Thomas (The Muppet) was ranting and raving that the U.S. could have and should have prevented the Israeli retaliations against Hezbollah in Lebanon. You remember [...]
Gavel Rouser
Wednesday, July 19th, 2006“I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace.” – Bart Simpson, circa 1992 I am a troublemaker. I always have been a troublemaker, and I probably always will be a troublemaker. So, when someone gives me grief over some intended mischief, I try and laugh it off. However, when I get lambasted over something beyond my control, [...]
Avast Ye Mateys!
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006Steve The Pirate would be proud . . . I think. In a feat unparalleled since my swinging bachelor days, I saw my third feature film in two weeks. My friend Bill and I saw Superman Returns on July 3, the wife and I took the kids to see Cars last week, and last night [...]
President Palmer Is Not Dead!
Monday, July 17th, 2006A Blogs4Bauer Conspiracy Theory The crack staff at B4B has uncovered a conspiracy of epic proportions: President David Palmer is not dead! Immediately after the alleged assassination, Palmer’s body was flown to Cleveland, Ohio for medical treatment. The President was wearing a ballistic vest, but due to the rifle rounds used by the conspirators (including [...]
Al Gore Was Right!!!
Monday, July 17th, 2006The author leaving for court this morning. The temperature in Philadelphia today is expected to hit the 101 degree mark, one degree shy of the record. The humidity is eeking closer to 90 percent, and while at court today, my Glock 17 melted. Molly, SK, Cowboy Blob, and Rachel: I don’t think Arizona in August [...]
Her Super Power Is Hotness
Sunday, July 16th, 2006I’m no sure what makes me want to see this film more: the laugh-out-loud funny trailers or Uma Thurman in a superhero outfit. Yummy!
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