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A Public Service Announcement

By Wyatt Earp | May 25, 2006

Hi, I’m sixty-four year old American Idol Taylor Hicks, and I’m here today to talk to you about a very serious matter: erectile dysfunction, or “E.D.” Winning American Idol was a dream come true, but it was also a cause for concern. You see, as a rock star, women from across the globe will now want to have sex with me. And that will be a problem, because “Little Taylor” is not the “performer” that it was thirty years ago. That’s why I use Viagra.

Viagra (Sildenafil) has given me a second chance to do all the things I wanted to do as a young adult: those “things” being beautiful women. I was turned on to the purple pill by my college roommate Hugh Hefner. Hef raved about Viagra’s abilities, as well as his own. How could I possibly begin my world tour without it? Thank you, Viagra! I am now back in the game.

Disclaimer: Viagra may cause bushy eyebrows, premature graying of hair, and goofy smiles. Please ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you.

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12 Responses to “A Public Service Announcement”

  1. Randal Graves Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Viagra is BLUE, dumbass.

    The “purple pill” is Nexium – which relieves frequent, persistent heartburn due to acid reflux disease or gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD).

    On a side note, I’m super happy that he won….it just proves that America is full of tools!

  2. SK Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    LOL Randall!!! Wyatt you are a mean, mean man.:)

  3. Deathlok Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    Thank God! I was worried that my little purple pill was for something else.

  4. linda Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    Would you care to know that he is 29–younger than you! You’re just jealous! ha


  5. Michael Hodges Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    “Disclaimer: Viagra may cause bushy eyebrows, premature graying of hair, and goofy smiles.”

    …and crazy unique dancing, and a lot of “whooooo!”‘s

  6. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    Awesome, Wyatt.

    Let the google search hits begin….

  7. fanboy Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    hey, who cares about viagra color ???

  8. rt Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 8:38 pm

    My favorite moment…Clay Aiken and his fanboy…creepy, yet very funny. Now…that moment would cause ED, eh?

  9. fmragtops Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    Clay Aiken and his fan boy shouldn’t be causing any symptoms beginning with erectile!

  10. airforcewife Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    I can’t get past the fact that he looks like Jay Leno’s hidden love child.


  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 25th, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    Randal – Oh, I should have known YOU would know what Viagra looks like.

    SK – I’m not mean; just sarcastic!

    Deathlok – Okay, that was pretty funny.

    Lin – He’s 29 like you’re 19.

    Michael – I saw a clip of this jerkass trying to kick the microphone stand . . . and miss terribly. Putz.

    CUG – Who searches for this guy?

    Fanboy – Good point. Just ask Hef.

    RT – Ever notice that Idol winners (or runners up) are almost always butt ugly? Justin, Clay, Ruben, Taylor . . .

    Fm – Agreed.

    AFW – And that is NOT a good thing.

  12. Michael Hodges Says:
    May 26th, 2006 at 3:07 am

    Wyatt – yep, the exception in there is Kelly Clarkson… woof…yum.. damn that’s nice. :-)