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Five Great Film Beginnings

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Sometimes a great opening scene can make even the worst films worth watching. Sometimes a great opening scene can turn a good film into an excellent film. Here are five of my favorite opening scenes that keep me coming back for more: Desert Chase – The Road Warrior The penultimate beginning car chase – at [...]

The John Kerry Driving School

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Are you an incompetent Marine who does not know how to drive? Are you an inept soldier who is constantly running over roadside IED’s? Do you wish that someone had the answers to all of your safe driving needs? Well, at The John Kerry Driving School, we can make it happen! Situated on forty lush [...]

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

I am not a lazy ass. (Well, The Badger would say that I am, but it’s not always true) In this case, the lack of posting is entirely the fault of the techie nerds at Blogger. I tried to post countless times between 11am and 12:30pm, but I (along with the CUG) could not do [...]

SYLG Profile: Louie The Lock

Monday, April 24th, 2006

(Fourth in a series.) Louie the Lock is the inner circle’s sole connection to the Aye-talian-American lifestyle. Short, stocky, with more grease than a Jiffy Lube, Louie the Lock has been our ice hockey goaltender since high school. Why? Because he can’t skate. I kid you not. Thankfully, his goaltender skills are his forte, and [...]

Separated At Birth?

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Name: Chloe O’BrianHobbies: Hacking, FrowningFave reads: Frown Digest Name: Squidward TentaclesHobbies: Dancing, FrowningFave Reads: Frown Digest (Cross-posted at Blogs4Bauer)

Okay, I Surrender

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

Yes, as my commenters have already explained ad nauseum, today is my 37th birthday. I share the day with Vladimir Lenin. Sweet! I didn’t want to make a fuss – I usually don’t – but I also didn’t want folks to wish me happy birthday on the Welcome Back, Uber post. So, feel free to [...]

Uber’s Back!

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

Wow, first Pandy, and now Uber? Happy Birthday to . . . um, never mind. Despite the appearances, she hasn’t been sleeping the weeks away. She has actually doing backbreaking manual labor. Isn’t that what the Illegals are for? (I’m kidding. Don’t send me hate mail.) If you haven’t already, stop by and say hello [...]

More Hockey Fans!

Friday, April 21st, 2006

Since Deathlok harassed me about omitting these lovely ladies, I feel it my duty (heh, heh, “duty”) to include them. Candace Cameron-Bure married L.A.’s Valeri Bure. And you all know hockey groupie Anna Kournikova.

People I Hate

Friday, April 21st, 2006

No preamble today. Too tired. Dana Priest Priest, the hack “intelligence reporter” for The Washington Post, actually won a Pulitzer Prize for her story leaking – amongst other data – the infamous Terrorist Surveillance Program. You liberals like to refer to it The Domestic Spying Program, even though no one listens to (or cares about) [...]

Hockey: The Sport Of (L.A.) Kings

Friday, April 21st, 2006

It has come to my attention that a few readers think hockey stinks. While I would certainly disagree with those sentiments, my arguments would fall on deaf ears here. As a result, I wanted to give you a few testimonials that may interest some of the guys out there. Angelica Bridges married Montreal’s Sheldon Souray. [...]

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