Archive for March, 2006
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Monday, March 27th, 2006Instead of trying to outrun the van full o’ thugs, why didn’t Wayne Palmer simply hit the brakes? Who had to collect the corpses at CTU? Thirty minutes after the nerve gas attack, there wasn’t a body to be found. Why do we never see CTU personnel going to court? I’m a detective in Philly, [...]
Hero Worship
Monday, March 27th, 2006Vinnie’s cell phone pic shows how close we were! To be brutally honest, when we got the tickets for Richard Butler’s solo performance, my friends and I were a little wary. Sure, The Psychedelic Furs are far and away our favorite band, but when we heard the concert was going to be an “intimate, mostly [...]
The Earps Welcome Their Newest Gunfighter
Sunday, March 26th, 2006Cutest little girl . . . EVER! Jolie Anna Remar was born on Saturday, March 25th at 1:55pm. She weighed in at 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and is 21 inches long. Jolie and her proud parents are doing well. Congratulations to my cousin Craig and his wife Connie – who, by the way, is a [...]
The Butler Did It
Sunday, March 26th, 2006Later tonight, me, Deathlok, Vinnie Antonelli, and a cavalcade of my closest friends will be attending the Richard Butler concert in Center City. For those not in the know (read: most of you), Richard Butler is the lead singer of my all-time favorite band, The Psychedelic Furs. Butler recently released a solo album, and will [...]
Finally! A Reason To Go To Tennessee!
Sunday, March 26th, 2006For those readers who are not NASCAR fans – which would be a lot of you – today is the day you need to climb aboard. The NASCAR Nextel Cup Series is in Bristol, Tennessee today, and the most exciting race of the season will soon be underway. Racing at Bristol Motor Speedway is like [...]
Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire
Saturday, March 25th, 2006Last night, I was assigned the equivalent of the Lindbergh kidnapping. Friday nights in a detective division are usually brutally busy, so when nonsense comes in, most detectives have little patience for it. At about 6pm, an officer called in with an “arson.” It was my turn for the next investigation, so when I heard [...]
Play Ball!
Saturday, March 25th, 2006The only reason to be excited about the upcoming baseball season: New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson’s wife, Anna.
People I Hate
Friday, March 24th, 2006Charlie SheenThis one pains me, because I am the world’s biggest Major League fan. Hell, I even started rooting for the Cleveland Indians after I saw that film. Still do, by the way. Unfortunately, Charlie Sheen is now starting to take after his jackass father. Recently “Wild Thing” demanded that the “truth” about 9-11 be [...]
Keri Is So Very . . .
Friday, March 24th, 2006So guys, you say you like Keri Russell? You say you’d like to see her in a bikini? You say you’d like to know where to check a picture of all of the above? Then check out today’s post from Deathlok here. You’ll thank him later.
Let’s "Ty" Him To The Railroad Tracks
Friday, March 24th, 2006Sorry ladies, but it appears Ty is an a-hole in person.Well, my quaint little neighborhood is getting some unwanted Hollywood attention. The folks from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (and, no, they aren’t getting any links here) are around the corner preparing to make my life a living hell for the next seven days. The biggest [...]
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