Archive for March, 2006
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Friday, March 31st, 2006Sean Hannity Yeah, I know this will make LMC go into convulsions, but this week, it is well deserved. Hannity is an acquired taste, and I just recently started listening to him again after last year’s April Fools stunt – where he pretended he was a flaming liberal for two hours; which was about one [...]
My New Philosophy
Friday, March 31st, 2006After being bombarded with the national news this week, I have come to a decision. From this day forth, I will be undertaking a great and noble quest: I plan to rape every attractive woman I come across. There will be no greeting, no small talk; if I want to have sex with a certain [...]
It Takes A "Thief"
Thursday, March 30th, 2006Since the season finale of The Shield has come and gone, my Tuesday nights are free. Of course, I could spend more time with the family, but how rewarding could that be? Besides, the new FX drama, Thief, had its debut on Tuesday night, and since it stars Andre Braugher (formerly of Homicide: Life on [...]
Streaking!
Thursday, March 30th, 2006In better lacrosse news, the North Catholic Falcons are streaking more than a fat guy at a soccer match. After getting pulverized last week by Archbishop Wood 18-1, the Falcons came out yesterday (without me, since I had to work) and crushed Cardinal Dougherty by a score of 13-2. Nice.
Devilish
Thursday, March 30th, 2006The Duke University Men’s Lacrosse team has been suspended after allegations that a rape occurred during a team party earlier this month. Cripes, I wanted to see my sport get more attention, but this is not exactly what I meant. Allegedly, there is a mountain of evidence against some players on the squad, and the [...]
Hey, Hey, Hey . . . Goodbye!
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we’re free at last! After being held hostage for a week, my neighborhood will be set free today with the much anticipated departure of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Today is the new home’s unveiling, and by tomorrow, my neighbors and I will be able to return [...]
Your Weekly Fat Stat Update
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006Cripes, this weight loss thing is going much slower than I expected. However, since I am making progress, I reckon I can’t complain. Two more pounds flew off in the last week, and I am currently sitting at a (still rotund) 224 – eight pounds less than when I started. At this rate, I’ll be [...]
Signs Of The Apocalypse
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006Here are a few things around the blogosphere that had me running for the duct tape: GOP and the City has endorsed a DEMOCRAT for Governor of New York. Don’t worry; he has a good reason. GOP and College had a caption contest . . . and I took TENTH!!! Damian G. at Conservathink is [...]
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling Down The River!
Monday, March 27th, 2006Another week; another stellar performance by the Kaption King! I took 7th place in GOP and the City’s Weekend Caption Contest!!! Oh, and I also tied for FIRST! Hey, CUG: Where’s your Messiah nooooowwwww?
Stupid 24 Questions
Monday, March 27th, 2006Instead of trying to outrun the van full o’ thugs, why didn’t Wayne Palmer simply hit the brakes? Who had to collect the corpses at CTU? Thirty minutes after the nerve gas attack, there wasn’t a body to be found. Why do we never see CTU personnel going to court? I’m a detective in Philly, [...]
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