Archive for December, 2005
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Saturday, December 31st, 2005“We’ve got a detective down! A detective down!” Today was the biggest day of my career: the first day at work as a detective. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. I was putting on a pink shirt . . . um, I mean a “manly, light red” shirt. Everything was peachy keen. Then, [...]
Big City Detective: Day One
Saturday, December 31st, 2005“Um . . . I believe you have my stapler.” I think I made a big mistake. I’ll have to full roundup after I eat dinner . . . and weep.
People I Hate
Friday, December 30th, 2005Okay, let’s try this again. In yet another attempt to regain the glory of the past, here’s another entertaining (?) edition of People I Hate. The premise is self-explanatory. And away we go! Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) – Yeah, that “R” you see after his name? That’s a typo. Calling Specter a Republican is like [...]
Haven’t Posted A Babe In A While
Thursday, December 29th, 2005That must be why my site hits are down. Dang. Oh well, enjoy Kristanna Loken, star of the upcoming film BloodRayne.
Old . . . With Flair
Thursday, December 29th, 2005You’re “number one,” Ssssteve! Happy Birthday!For those of you not in the know, today is Ssssteve’s birthday. How about stopping by his blog and wishing him all the best? The flair is optional. Heh.
Calgon, Take Me Away!
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005“You are detectives. Go and detect.” – Captain Logan, Running Scared I am so out of my league it’s not funny. No, I am not referring to the blogging thing (although that can be debated), but more specifically, this detective stuff. Today was the first day in the new division, and although the bosses were [...]
Into The Great Unknown
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005The author, in a rare moment of celebration. It’s over! Training is finally over! And for once, the fickle finger of fate has smiled upon our dashing young hero. Instead of being assigned to the furthest reaches of humanity, I was assigned approximately thirty minutes closer to home. The division is very busy – which [...]
Fire In The Hole
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005Any second thoughts I may have had about this promotion died recently after hearing about the b.s. going on in my old district. It’s bad enough that cops are getting into fistfights after roll call and the toads are still being taken care of, but when Partner #1 told me this story, I ran for [...]
An SYLG Christmas Retrospective
Monday, December 26th, 2005It was a terribly busy Christmas weekend here. So much so that I overslept for training this morning. Luckily for me, there was no rush hour on I-95, since all of you “normies” had the day off. Bastards. For those of you who have not yet signed up for “Wyatt 24/7,” here are some of [...]
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Sunday, December 25th, 2005Despite what the mainstream media will tell you, there would be no Christmas without Christ. Here endeth the lesson.
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