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Gotta Love The Frogs

By Wyatt Earp | August 23, 2005

PARIS – Lance Armstrong denied a report Tuesday in the French sports daily L’Equipe that said the seven-time Tour de France champion used the performance-enhancing drug EPO to help win his first Tour in 1999.

What, this again??? These rumors surface every time Lance wins the Tour – which, for the record, has been seven straight times! And every time the subject comes up, it is always the work of a French “journalist.”

Look, Henri, he beat your best . . . again! And if Lance wasn’t retiring, he’d beat the balls off your countrymen next year, too. Why? It’s not because he’s taking performance enhancing drugs; it’s because he’s just that damned good.

Topics: Cycling | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Gotta Love The Frogs”

  1. Dr. Phat Tony Says:
    August 23rd, 2005 at 12:21 pm

    Two Posts about Paris in the same day? You o.k.?

  2. Pam Says:
    August 23rd, 2005 at 1:43 pm

    Talk about sour grapes! The French have always been best at back stabbing. Perhaps that should be their national sport…

  3. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    August 23rd, 2005 at 3:03 pm

    Stoopid frogs!

  4. Steve Says:
    August 23rd, 2005 at 8:20 pm

    Yeah I agree with Tony, What’s with this infactuation with Paris?

  5. Anonymous Says:
    August 24th, 2005 at 8:30 am

    Maybe if the French didn’t run the other way all the time they might just win one.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 24th, 2005 at 8:39 am

    Now see, that’s not right. It’s correct, but it’s not right!

  7. GunnNutt Says:
    August 25th, 2005 at 7:19 pm

    Isn’t the major export of France “whine”?