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GOD . . . IS . . . PISSED!

By Wyatt Earp | July 20, 2005

Yesterday, the FDA warned doctors to check for rare and deadly diseases in women who have been taking RU-86, the “morning after” abortion pill. (It’s a shame the pill isn’t retroactive: lest I give it to Michael Moore’s mother.) Since the pills’ release in 2000, five women have died after its use, but the Agency couldn’t positively confirm a link between the deaths and RU-86.

The Associated Press story had some terrific quotes from God. The most notable of these was this little gem:

“I told you sons of bitches that RU-86 would come back and bite you in the ass! I told you!!!”

Topics: Evil = Funny | 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “GOD . . . IS . . . PISSED!”

  1. The Conservative UAW Guy Says:
    July 20th, 2005 at 6:41 pm

    I’ll bet it’s more than 5.

  2. Damian G. Says:
    July 20th, 2005 at 6:58 pm

    RU-486: It’s what’s for dinner, to-night!