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New Hotness: Mentioning A Suspect’s Race Is Racist

Goldy The GopherA handful of racist organizations at the University of Minnesota are demanding the UMPD remove the race of suspects in wanted posters. As everyone knows, it is much easier to capture a suspect without descriptors.

School officials at the University of Minnesota are working with black student and facility organizations after they wrote a letter to the school’s president about the racial descriptions given in crime alerts.

The letter, sent on Dec. 6, 2013, was issued by members of the African American and African Studies, Black Faculty and Staff Association, Black Graduate and Professional Student Association, Black Men’s Forum, Black Student Union and Huntley House for African American Males.

It these morons were really so self-righteous, they would drop the “Black” and “African” from their organizations’ names.

On Tuesday, school officials reported there have been 25 robberies in and around the University, an increase of 27 percent over the last few years.

At Wednesday’s forum, Ian Taylor Jr., president of the Black Men’s Forum, said members of his organization feel threatened when the use of a racial description is given in the crime alerts.

Mothers and fathers, this is the kind of indoctrination your children will be getting when they enter the American university system. Think about that for a moment. As for Mr. Taylor’s discomfort, if his organization would address the multitude of problems facing fatherless black utes, maybe they wouldn’t be on so many wanted posters.

Down The Gopher Hole

Meg Ryan Orgasm When Harry Met Sally

At the University of Minnesota – home of the Golden Gophers – students can now take Sploosh 101.

The University of Minnesota is spending $3,400 to host a symposium specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms.

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.

A university spokeswoman, Patricia Mattern, suggested there is no age requirement in an e-mail statement to Campus Reform. The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.

This, my friends, is how the University of Minnesota is spending your child’s tuition money. Well, that and signs for the symposium.