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Tiger Woods Heads For The Mountains

Lindsay Vonn SITiger Woods carted himself back to the dating game, and is currently hoping to play 18 holes with Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn. This is what we men call “a good get.”

Not that it matters to me, but have you noticed that Tiger only uses his putter with white women?

It appears that disgraced golf star Tiger Woods may have been tamed by new love, champion skier Lindsey Vonn. The pair apparently began seeing each other in November last year, and the shamed golfer is pulling out all the stops to ensure this relationship goes the distance, unlike his marriage.

The golfing star recently whisked 28-year-old Lindsey away to Antigua for a romantic break, and earlier this month he stopped off on his way to The Abu Dhabi HSBC Golf Championship to visit her in Austria, where she was competing in a World Cup Ski event.

Rumor has it that Tiger is practicing the “she jump.”

Back In Red

After inexplicably missing the cut at the U.S. Open, Tiger Woods went across the pond, spanked his competition, and won his second consecutive British Open. Rumor has it that he will use this Claret Jug to store his assorted nuts, bolts, and screws.