The Pain In Spain Falls Mainly On His Vein Caption Contest is now over. Here’s how everyone did.
Top Five Entries:
5. And that’s what happened to the last restaurant owner who tried to sell a 17 ounce soda in New York City. – John D.
4. “Officer, would you like to see that in a pump?” – Uncle Ray
3. Vincent D’Onofrio learned that ‘Law and Order: Criminal Intent’ was not as big a hit in Spain as his agent first claimed. – Proof
2. “No one expects…the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!” – Dr. Evil
WINNER! – The new process for selecting the next Pope was somewhat more confrontational than previous iterations. – Rodney Dill


