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Take Two Romps And Call Me In The Morning

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Not Tonight I Have A Headache

Gird your loins, guys, because women can no longer use the “I have a headache” excuse.

A team of neurologists found that sexual activity can lead to “partial or complete relief” of head pain in some migraines.

The study, from the University of Munster, Germany, suggests that instead of using a sore head as an excuse to refuse sex, making love can be more effective than taking painkillers.

One in five patients left without any pain at all, while others, in particular male sufferers “even used sexual activity as a therapeutic tool”, they added.

Well, if there’s anything we guys know how to use, it’s our “tool.”

The Big Bang Theory

Niki Ghazian

Meet model Niki Ghazian. She has the right attitude when dealing with the apocalypse.

Models, celebrities and people around the country have revealed that, if the world is going to end on Friday at 11.11am as the ancient Mayan calender predicts, they want to go out with a bang. They are now on a frenzied hunt for “end of the world sex” – with some planning to scour doomsday-themed parties, while others are using Craigslist or dating sites to find their final hook up.

“If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell!” model Niki Ghazian told the New York Post. “Everybody should go out feeling satisfied. If the world’s gonna end, why hold back?”

That’s a fine idea. Of course, since God hates me, I’ll be stuck in court today surrounded by cops and criminals.

And there won’t be a person worth banging in the bunch.