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Ron Jeremy: Putting The IV In HIV

Ron Jeremy Heeart AneurysmPr0n star and human stain Ron Jeremy has been admitted to the hospital with a heart aneurysm.

A heart aneurysm? Really?? Here I always thought the Hedgehog would meet his end by accidentally flushing his member down the toilet.

Oh well, live and learn.

Legendary porn star and pop-culture hero Ron Jeremy is fighting for his life at a Los Angeles hospital following his second surgery after he almost died when an aneurysm burst near to his heart.

The 59-year-old, who has been voted the industry’s number one performer of all time drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital yesterday afternoon experiencing severe chest pain.

Doctors examined the porn actor, discovered the seriousness of his condition and transferred him to the ICU – where he was prepped for surgery.

I assume that’s a typo and they meant Jeremy was prepped for a threesome.

If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgehog…

Does this look like a dirty, filthy skank to you? You’re looking for the answer “Yes.”

Miss Nevada 2012 came close to losing her crown after she reportedly posed for a crude photo with porn star Ron Jeremy, but the 26-year-old has been spared her title.

Jade Kelsall, who was the third runner-up in the Miss USA contest, posted a picture on her Facebook that showed her simulating a sex act while she hugged Mr Jeremy at a bar.

But far from dethroning Miss Kelsall, the Miss Nevada USA organization has shown its full support for beauty queen, standing behind her ’100 percent’ with no intention of removing her crown.

So it’s official: The Miss Nevada USA organization is run by horny guys.