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Meg Ryan Orgasm When Harry Met Sally

At the University of Minnesota – home of the Golden Gophers – students can now take Sploosh 101.

The University of Minnesota is spending $3,400 to host a symposium specifically designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve bigger, better and more orgasms.

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.

A university spokeswoman, Patricia Mattern, suggested there is no age requirement in an e-mail statement to Campus Reform. The program is costing the university $3,406 and is part of the university’s mission of “research,” she added.

This, my friends, is how the University of Minnesota is spending your child’s tuition money. Well, that and signs for the symposium.