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Let’s Move Michelle Obama Back To Chicago

Michelle Obama Lets MoveFirst “Lady” Michelle Obama is encouraging parents to get creative when promoting exercise in war zones.

Personally, I think there is no better cardio workout than dodging bullets.

First lady Michelle Obama said Monday that kids living in unsafe neighborhoods should find creative ways to exercise indoors.

“We as the community, the adults surrounding these kids, we’ve got to get creative. I would encourage parents that if they also find themselves in a situation where they can’t get outside, then let’s figure out what we can do indoors because it doesn’t take the great outdoors to be moving every day.”

“I feel like there are a lot of communities here in America … where a mother doesn’t feel comfortable sending her child out to [play] when there is that specter of danger around,” the parent told Obama in the Google Hangout.

Whose fault is that, Michelle? Her husband’s policies have decimated this country’s economy, an unemployment is skyrocketing. The result has been an increase in crime, especially in inner cities like Chicago. If you want kids to exercise outdoors, how about you ask your husband to readdress his destructive fiscal policies? Until then, kindly STFU.

The gall of this woman amazes me.

Caption Contest Winners

Michelle and barack Obama Fist Pump

The Fister Roboto Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Barry cringes as he never wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors, Wookie, Spock. – Rodney Dill
4. MO – Right On! BO – I don’t think that Burrito was fresh. – Jim
3. The Klingon guttural war cry in action. – CO-MC-50
2. Barry tried to channel his inner Huey Newton, but all he could manage was Huey Lewis… – Proof

WINNER! – “Death to America!” – Jon Brooks

Weekend Caption Contest

Michelle and barack Obama Fist Pump

Fister Roboto Caption Contest
(Source: USA Today)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 4th. Good luck!

Original Caption: Fist pump! President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama cheer as bands march past the president’s reviewing stand near the White House.

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Moochelle Rolling Her Eyes At John Boehner

The (Eye) Rolling Crones Caption Contest is now over. Here’s how we did:

Top Five Entries:
5. “Silence peon or I’ll have you drawn and quartered.” – Cathy
4. Obama: “Let the wookie win…” – Rodney Dill
3. “Damn! Is there a man Barack won’t flirt with?!” – JTwig
2. JB – “Tell your woman to quit eyeballin’ my plate.”
BO – “If you’re smart you’ll just let her have it. I lost two secret service agents trying save my McRib.” – Jim

WINNER! – “I don’t like ‘crackers’ with my soup!”Orbitup

Weekend Caption Contest

Moochelle Rolling Her Eyes At John Boehner

The (Eye) Rolling Crones Caption Contest
(Source: Daily Mail)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 28th. Good luck!

Original Caption: Michelle Obama responds to John Boehner’s remark with a searing glance of disapproval.

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Caption Contest Winners

The Lollipop Goes The Weasel Caption Contest is now over.

There were a lot of good entries this week, which is to be expected with a photo like this.

So, let’s see how we did.

Top Five Entries:
5. Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin’ world go roooouuundd! – Dr. Evil
4. While discissing the election, Mrs Obama was heard to say, ‘I love all day suckers. And the lollipop isn’t bad either. – Veeshir
3. DRUDGEBREAKING: Michelle Obama pictured enjoying one of President Obama’s favorite treats. The Everlasting JOBStopper. Developing… – Rodney Dill
2. Do as I say, not as I do… I’ll eat this lollipop, so screw you! – Smite A Hippie

WINNER! – “Sticky fingersProof

Between Barack And A Hard Face

While shootings and homicides in Chicago are through the roof, it’s nice to see that the city has its priorities in order: they’ve placed a monument on the spot where the Obamas shared their first kiss.

Years from now, when history judges the Obama presidency as the failure it has been, hero worship like this will be soundly ridiculed.

She was an attorney at a big Chicago law firm. He was a Harvard Law student who landed a job there as a summer associate. He was immediately smitten. She wasn’t so sure. But he won her over, and the couple sealed their budding romance with a kiss at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop in Hyde Park.

So goes the story of how Michelle and Barack Obama fell in love in 1989. And on Wednesday, a historical marker went up at the corner of Dorchester Avenue and 53rd Street noting the exact location where the couple had their first smooch.

The 3,000-pound granite boulder, was 2 1/2 years in the making, according to Jonelle Kearney, a spokeswoman for Mid-America Asset Management, which manages the shopping center.

No word on where the plaque for their first fist bump will be.

Michelle Obama: In A London Fog

First Lady Michelle Obama, hero of the commoners, wore a $6,800 jacket to a party inside Buckingham Palace on Saturday night.

$6,800? Was the jacket made of bacon?

Michelle knows this isn’t a competition, right? She was appearing at an event held by the Queen of England. It’s bad form to show her up.

Michelle Obama wore silver-and-white J Mendel for the evening soiree at Buckingham Palace. The Embroidered Cap Sleeve Jacket costs $6,800. Just a drop in the bucket.

The jacket cost more than the average American family makes in a month ($4,284). And, she does this as Americans continue to suffer through a deep recession and record unemployment.

I swear, this woman is more tone deaf than William Hung.

After this, I expect every single Democrat politician and strategist to shut their word holes about Mitt Romney’s wealth.

Weekend Caption Contest

Where The Wild Things Are Caption Contest
(Source: Daylife)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 16th. Good luck!

Original Caption: President Barack Obama, accompanied by first lady Michelle Obama, and first dog Bo, reads “Where the Wild things Are” during the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, Monday, April 9, 2012, on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington.

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