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10,000 Reasons To Shun This Woman

Michelle Obamas State Dinner Dress

The gown Michelle Obama wore to this week’s state dinner is rumored to be worth over $10,000. The woman wears a $10,000 dress while her husband’s economy is swirling the toilet, but the Republicans are out of touch?

The dress first lady Michelle Obama wore at [Tuesday] night’s state dinner was the topic of discussion last night on CNN. One guest thought the cost of the dress was close to $10,000.

“Some people might call it periwinkle and it’s got this sort of jet bodice and everything, and I think it’s really pretty. But a dress like that from Mrs. Herrera could potentially run up to almost $10,000.”

Another guest on CNN last night thought the cost was about $12,000. “Well, by the way, I think that dress probably cost around $12,000. But that’s just my guess,” said Sally Quinn.

The worst part is the dress isn’t even flattering. I’m not trying to be snarky here, but look at her face. It seems as if she’s had some work done, but sadly, it hasn’t improved her features.

Michelle Obama Wants More Of Your Money

Grunting Michelle ObamaThe First Lady is requesting donations to help the Democrats defend Obamacare. Is defending approved legislation now “a thing?” If so, I would like to raise money to defend leftists’ abortion rights.

First lady Michelle Obama is seeking $10 donations to protect Obamacare, her husband’s troubled health insurance system:

“Earlier this month, because of what you did, it became illegal for insurance companies to discriminate against the up to 129 million Americans living with pre-existing conditions. Young Americans are able to stay on their parents’ health care plans as they get on their feet, and we can now know that our insurance companies won’t put lifetime caps on our coverage.

That happened because you organized, you talked to your friends and neighbors, and you chipped in what you could, when you could, to elect Barack and a Congress who supported his agenda.

Today, I’m asking you to do it again. So before Barack gives his State of the Union address tomorrow, chip in $10 or more and help protect Obamacare.”

It’s bad enough the “president” is endlessly campaigning; now this shrew has to join in? I’d like to know where these donations are going, because I suspect they are lining this family’s pockets.

The Prisoner

Michelle Obama Angry Black Woman

Michelle Obama believes living in the White House is akin to being a prisoner. She knows she can leave any time, right?

First Lady Michelle Obama on Tuesday described living in the White House as like being in a “really nice prison.”

Obama’s comment came during her discussion with former First Lady Laura Bush at the African First Ladies Summit in Tanzania during an interview moderated by journalist Cokie Roberts.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison. You can’t complain,” Michelle Obama admitted. “But there is definitely elements that are confining.”

“You can’t complain… but I’m going to anyway, because I’m a classless bint.”

This reminds me of the stories you hear from celebrities about how difficult their life has become after achieving fame and fortune. “I have no privacy! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to my gated mansion which is protected by armed guards.”

Gawd, I hate this woman.

FLOTUS Threatens To Take Her Ball And Go Home

Michelle Obama Heckled

Apparently, Michelle Antoinette is as thin-skinned as her husband.

First lady Michelle Obama was met with a heckler Tuesday evening at a Democratic National Committee event in Washington, D.C. A gay rights activist standing near the front of the audience began shouting for an executive order on gay rights.

“One of the things I don’t do well is this,” Obama responded to approval from the audience.

The pool reported that Obama left the lectern toward the protestor saying that they could “listen to me or you can take the mic, but I’m leaving. You all decide. You have one choice.”

Wait, I thought the Obamas were all for gay rights? I guess that was election year rhetoric, too.

Not surprisingly, the White House edited out her empty threat from the official transcript. We can’t have the First Lady appear petulant now, can we?

Let’s Move Michelle Obama Back To Chicago

Michelle Obama Lets MoveFirst “Lady” Michelle Obama is encouraging parents to get creative when promoting exercise in war zones.

Personally, I think there is no better cardio workout than dodging bullets.

First lady Michelle Obama said Monday that kids living in unsafe neighborhoods should find creative ways to exercise indoors.

“We as the community, the adults surrounding these kids, we’ve got to get creative. I would encourage parents that if they also find themselves in a situation where they can’t get outside, then let’s figure out what we can do indoors because it doesn’t take the great outdoors to be moving every day.”

“I feel like there are a lot of communities here in America … where a mother doesn’t feel comfortable sending her child out to [play] when there is that specter of danger around,” the parent told Obama in the Google Hangout.

Whose fault is that, Michelle? Her husband’s policies have decimated this country’s economy, an unemployment is skyrocketing. The result has been an increase in crime, especially in inner cities like Chicago. If you want kids to exercise outdoors, how about you ask your husband to readdress his destructive fiscal policies? Until then, kindly STFU.

The gall of this woman amazes me.

Caption Contest Winners

Michelle and barack Obama Fist Pump

The Fister Roboto Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Barry cringes as he never wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors, Wookie, Spock. – Rodney Dill
4. MO – Right On! BO – I don’t think that Burrito was fresh. – Jim
3. The Klingon guttural war cry in action. – CO-MC-50
2. Barry tried to channel his inner Huey Newton, but all he could manage was Huey Lewis… – Proof

WINNER! – “Death to America!” – Jon Brooks

Weekend Caption Contest

Michelle and barack Obama Fist Pump

Fister Roboto Caption Contest
(Source: USA Today)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 4th. Good luck!

Original Caption: Fist pump! President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama cheer as bands march past the president’s reviewing stand near the White House.

Other Current Contests:
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Rodney Dill

Caption Contest Winners

Moochelle Rolling Her Eyes At John Boehner

The (Eye) Rolling Crones Caption Contest is now over. Here’s how we did:

Top Five Entries:
5. “Silence peon or I’ll have you drawn and quartered.” – Cathy
4. Obama: “Let the wookie win…” – Rodney Dill
3. “Damn! Is there a man Barack won’t flirt with?!” – JTwig
2. JB – “Tell your woman to quit eyeballin’ my plate.”
BO – “If you’re smart you’ll just let her have it. I lost two secret service agents trying save my McRib.” – Jim

WINNER! – “I don’t like ‘crackers’ with my soup!”Orbitup

Weekend Caption Contest

Moochelle Rolling Her Eyes At John Boehner

The (Eye) Rolling Crones Caption Contest
(Source: Daily Mail)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 28th. Good luck!

Original Caption: Michelle Obama responds to John Boehner’s remark with a searing glance of disapproval.

Other Current Contests:
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
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Caption Contest Winners

The Lollipop Goes The Weasel Caption Contest is now over.

There were a lot of good entries this week, which is to be expected with a photo like this.

So, let’s see how we did.

Top Five Entries:
5. Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin’ world go roooouuundd! – Dr. Evil
4. While discissing the election, Mrs Obama was heard to say, ‘I love all day suckers. And the lollipop isn’t bad either. – Veeshir
3. DRUDGEBREAKING: Michelle Obama pictured enjoying one of President Obama’s favorite treats. The Everlasting JOBStopper. Developing… – Rodney Dill
2. Do as I say, not as I do… I’ll eat this lollipop, so screw you! – Smite A Hippie

WINNER! – “Sticky fingersProof