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Sparing No Expense

Cheez ItsWhile the inauguration in-crowd was wined and dined, Obama’s grunts were served food fit for a serf.

Of course, questioning the inauguration menu is racist. Or something.

They knocked on doors for him and helped him win re-election, but when Obama supporters put on their tuxedos and ball gowns to celebrate the start of his second term in office, they feasted on pretzels, peanuts and Cheez-its.

“This is the food? I’m not too thrilled about it. It’s for the birds,” said Ben Shelly, who helped mobilize support for Obama on the Navajo reservation in Arizona.

One floor down in a concrete basement nearly a third of a mile long, horn-rimmed hipsters, thirty-something Latino couples and middle-aged African-Americans lined up for $10 cocktails and $3 bottles of water. While some got tickets for as little as $60 each, organizers asked wealthy donors to kick in as much as $1 million to cover the costs.

Bawahahahaha! Millions of dollars to cover the costs and the peons snack on Cheez-Its, pretzels, and peanuts. Classy guy, that Obama.