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The White Flag Must Have Come Out

Lauren Block Cleveland Stripper

UPDATE: Lauren died today (1-8). All joking aside, my prayers are going out for her family.

Because this was most likely Lauren Block’s last lap . . . dance.

A 22-year-old stripper is fighting for her life after she fell head first off a 15-foot balcony while performing a lap dance. The stripper, identified as Lauren Block, suffered major head trauma after plunging from the balcony of Christie’s Cabaret in Cleveland, Ohio.

Pasquale Storino was the man that she was giving a lap dance to at the time. Storino told Cleveland police the employee attempted a tricky dance move before she tumbled over the railing on the second floor of the strip club.

“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance/jump move, and accidentally went head first over the rail.”

In fairness, Storino should have received a refund for the lap dance. Well, either that or five minutes alone with her in the hospital.

Yes, I denounce myself.

Field Of Bugs

Oh great. Yet another reason to never visit Cleveland . . .

CLEVELAND (AP) — Joba Chamberlain was really bugged.

A swarm of insects invaded Jacobs Field in the eighth inning Friday, creating havoc in the playoff game between the New York Yankees and Cleveland Indians.

With the Yankees ahead 1-0, the bugs clearly affected Chamberlain and helped the Indians tie the game. Bug spray did little good — Chamberlain’s neck, face and hat were covered with the bugs, and he tried to spit them out of his mouth.

Almost everyone was affected by the cloud, with players on both teams and the umpires trying in vain to swat them away. (H/TYahoo! Sports)

Authorities stated that the bugs were merely a ploy by Sheldon Plankton to once again to steal Jacobs Field’s world-renowned Krabby Patty.

“Yeah, baby! I finally got it!!”