A Bird In The Hand Is Blamed On The Bush Caption Contest
(Source: UK Daily Mail)
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 2nd. Good luck!
Original Caption: National Turkey Federation Chairman John Burkel (L) of Thief River Falls, Minnesota, the 2013 National Thanksgiving Turkey still as U.S. President Barack Obama pardons “Popcorn” with his daughters Sasha Obama and Malia Obama on the North Portico of the White House November 27, 2013 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
Other Current Contests:
President Barack Obama declined to attend the ceremonies honoring the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address, arguably the greatest speech in American – if not world – history.
Just 65 miles from the White House, thousands will gather Tuesday at the battlefield where 150 years ago the sacrifice and bloodshed and deaths of warring Americans were immortalized by the words of President Abraham Lincoln. Fifty-one thousand casualties were counted when the fighting ceased in 1863, including 8,000 deaths, a toll that Lincoln, in his Gettysburg Address, pledged the nation “can never forget.”
But among the thousands in attendance will not be President Obama. Citing scheduling problems, the White House said he is staying in Washington. Instead of going to Gettysburg, he will go to the Four Seasons Hotel to address The Wall Street Journal CEO Council’s annual meeting and talk about the economy. In his place, he has dispatched little-known Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell to the ceremonies. She will be joined there by Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett.
For a man who routinely compares himself the the Great Emancipator, the snub defies logic…
The Barack Obama: Bag Man Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. If he couldn’t close the deal with the Republicans how could he ever close the Glaad. – Jon Brooks
4. “I am feeling oppressed by all this white bread.” – Buzzsaw
3. Obama is disappointed to find out that baggies can be used for sandwiches too… – Sully
2. “You have to eat your sandwich to find out what’s in it.” – Rodney Dill
WINNER! – “If only Moo-Chele’s bra clasp was this difficult!” – Dr. Evil
Barack Obama: Bag Man Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 18th. Good luck!
Original Caption: President Barack Obama has some trouble closing a plastic bag during a visit to Martha’s Table, a kitchen that provides meals for the needy, in Washington October 14, 2013. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Other Current Contests:
The verified Twitter account of Barack Obama was the first to follow @IHateNi**ers.
President Obama’s verified Twitter account is one of only 94 followers of a Twitter account called @Ihaten**gers. On top of that, President Obama was somehow the very first to follow the offensive account. The account features a black and white profile photo of Al Jolson in blackface and links to IHateN**gers.com, which doesn’t appear to be active.
Whatever process the president’s handlers use to choose who Obama will publicly follow is obviously as well managed as the rest of his administration.
Every single thing this administration is covered in rich, chocolatey FAIL.
A few hours after the Breitbart piece was posted – listed at on Drudge – Obama’s social media czar unfollowed the account. One has to wonder how long the first African-American president followed such a despicable site, and why it took so long to remove it.
Say what you want about Bill Clinton; the man has class coming out his dingus.
Bill Clinton trotted out a crude anatomical joke about President Obama, saying “he’s luckier than a dog with two d—-” to describe his comeback in last year’s presidential election, according to a new book.
Clinton made the dirty canine quip “again and again” to friends, according to “Double Down,” the latest campaign book by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann.
Clinton repeated it so often because having two d**ks is his lifelong dream. Can you imagine the carnage he could wage with two members? He could’ve shtupped Monica Lewinsky in both of her fat folds!
Instead, he has to deal with two d**ks on a regular basis: Hillary and Obama.
Remember the name Donald Gilliland. He’s a writer at Pennlive.com, and he thoroughly destroyed our Lincolnesque “president” today.
Sally Jewell. John Usher. Ring any bells?
Didn’t think so.
They’re both nobodies – well, actually, they’re both Secretaries of the Interior. The difference is when Usher travelled to Gettysburg, he went with his President. When Jewell goes this November, she’ll be the headliner – her President is taking a pass.
Obama will be a no-show at the 150th anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
For a president who has so demonstrably associated himself with Lincoln – the heir of Lincoln’s policies who announced his candidacy from the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield and used the Lincoln Bible (twice) at his inauguration – this is nothing less than a profile in cowardice.
In the end, Barack Obama simply didn’t have the stones. It’s sad. And telling. History will note that Lincoln’s legacy did not live up to the challenge.
To quote James Carville in Old School, “Oh… It… We… have no response. That was perfect.”
Most Americans giggled when the “president” claimed his would be the most transparent administration evah. It was obviously another in a long list of lies. That said, when you’ve lost the New York Times and the Washington Post…
Leonard Downie, who once worked as the executive editor of the Washington Post and wrote a novel about Washington corruption and the Iraq War, finds a bigger and non-fictional problem in the successor to George W. Bush. Downie gives the Post a preview of his report from the Committee to Protect Journalists which outlines the Obama war on reporters and their sources:
“A memo went out from the chief of staff a year ago to White House employees and the intelligence agencies that told people to freeze and retain any e-mail, and presumably phone logs, of communications with me,” [New York Times writer David] Sanger said. As a result, longtime sources no longer talk to him. “They tell me: ‘David, I love you, but don’t e-mail me. Let’s don’t chat until this blows over.’ ”
Sanger, who has worked for the Times in Washington for two decades, said, “This is most closed, control-freak administration I’ve ever covered.”
And yet, these whores will continue to shill for the administration while simultaneously claiming they are unbiased. *spit*
Larry Kudlow breaks down this week’s problem with Obama. Sadly, there will be yet another problem with the “president” next week.
In speech after speech, Obama crusades against negotiation. Has anyone ever seen anything like this? He’s the president. Supposedly, he’s the chief executive. But Obama doesn’t want to dirty his hands by talking to Republican congressional leaders.
Now, this is an odd paradigm given the fact that the president and his lieutenants are willing to negotiate with Russia’s Vladimir Putin, Syria’s Bashar Assad, and most recently Iranian president Rouhani Hassan. A motley crew at best, and a bunch of dictatorial mass-killing thugs in truth.
This is because Obama believes Republicans are terrorists, and Muslim extremists are not.
Actually, in terms of renewing the government’s borrowing requirement, John Boehner is proposing what I would term financially related, germane amendments. Though final decisions have not yet been made, the speaker is talking about a one-year delay of Obamacare, including all taxes and regulations related to the health plan, instructions for revenue-neutral tax reform, and additional instructions for entitlement reform, all as part of a one-year extension of the debt ceiling. Only the passage of the Keystone Pipeline — a pro-growth job creator — could be termed non-germane.
But then again, the president himself is beginning to look non-germane. He won’t negotiate and he won’t compromise. Apparently he won’t even discuss.
Becuase, in his cloud cuckoo mind, her doesn’t have to. He won. And America lost.
The Rockets’ Red Glare Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. “Dammit Michelle, could you at least try to look like you give a sh**?” – Ingineer66
4. Worst. Wifeswap. EVER! – Dr. Evil
3. Biden: “Jees, I hate funerals… I didn’t know that American dignity was that old.” – Rodney Dill
2. Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc. – Proof
WINNER! – Joe Biden leads the nation in a moment of prayer: “Our Father, who art . . . full of grace, the Lord . . . is my shepherd, I shall . . . lay me down to sleep . . . to . . . forgive us our trespasses . . . which we are about to receive . . . forever and ever, amen.” – John D.