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Caption Contest Winners

Obama Meets A Horse

The Obama Gets Off His High Horse Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. California Chrome meets D.C. Rust – Mike47
4. Horse meets horses ass… – Sully
3. Obama warmly greets his sister-in-law and inquires after the rest of Michelle’s family. – Proof
2. Shaking hands with Secretariat of State. – Rodney Dill

WINNER! – Sarah Jessica Parker shows her support for POTUS.Veeshir

It’s No Fun Being An Illegal Alien

Vica Kerekes Wrap

The Obama administration is dealing with this week’s flood of illegals in a manner which we are accustomed. Their actions are the subject of my newest USMC article:

The Obama administration is requesting $3.7 billion in emergency aid for the tsunami of illegals sweeping across the Texas border. The administration’s request includes funds to process, feed, and care for the immigrants, plus $18 million for free legal services.

An estimated 100,000 illegals have entered the country since October, and observers believe the lawyers provided with these grants will facilitate the immigrants with green cards; a measure which will afford them access to entitlements such as Obamacare.

You know the drill: read the rest here or stare at teh hawt.

Weekend Caption Contest

Obama Meets A Horse

Obama Gets Off His High Horse Caption Contest
(Source: Business Insider)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, July 14th. Good luck!

Original Caption: A person in a horse head mask waits to meet the president in Colorado.

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Rodney Dill

National Buffoon’s Vacation

Vica Kerekes Black And WhiteLet me know if you heard this one before. Incompetent, unqualified man lands a prestigious job. Man then performs horribly at said job. Man then ignores job in favor of utilizing perks of said job. If this sounds familiar, it should; it’s what our “president” has been doing since 2009. It is also the topic of my newest USMC article:

A recently released report from Judicial Watch found since he has taken office, President Obama has spent $44,351,777.12 on vacation and travel expenses. This alarming amount of taxpayer money spent on leisure time may, surprisingly, be more vast, since White House expenditures are exempt from the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).

Using numbers collated through March of this year, Judicial Watch found President Obama has spent more time traveling overseas than any previous president. He had taken thirty-one trips abroad for a total of 119 days, totaling millions of taxpayer dollars.

You can read the rest here, or enjoy a rare black and white photo of Vica.

Spanish Flee

Barack Obama SombreroThe Obama administration’s failure to secure – or enforce – the southern border has, obviously, seen a massive influx of illegal immigrants into the U.S. Now, the administration which took two years to capture the mastermind of the Benghazi attacks – a man who was freely giving TV interviews – has somehow found homes for 290,000 illegals.

The vast majority of 50,000 unaccompanied youths and children who have illegally crossed the Texas border during the last few months have been successfully delivered by federal agencies to their relatives living in the United States, according to a New York Times article.

The 290,000 illegals — so far — are exploiting legal loopholes that allow them to get temporary permits to stay in the United States.

Experts say that President Barack Obama’s administration has failed to close the loopholes and is unlikely to deport more than a small percentage of the illegals, despite the high unemployment rates among American Latino, African-American and white youths, and the strapped budgets of many cities and towns.

Well, you can’t make a Mexican omelet without breaking a few eggs. Just remember, they’re not illegal immigrants; they’re “undocumented Democrats.”

Caption Contest Winners

Sandra Richter And Barack Obama

The There’s A Hole In The Bucket Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “After that incident at the Mandela funeral, Michelle only let’s me get this close to another woman.” – Ingineer66
4. “Have you seen a large, angry looking black woman? Because, if you haven’t. My name is Barry.” – Proof
3. “Yup, this solar power thing is really great. You know, they use solar powered email servers at the IRS. Damn things almost never crash. Can you believe it?… Please say yes.” – John D.
2. You didn’t build that. – Rudytbone

WINNER! – “I’m using my solar powered keypad to type the funniest comment eve”Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Sandra Richter And Barack Obama

There’s A Hole In The Bucket Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June, 23rd. Good luck!

Original Caption: U.S. President Barack Obama speaks with eco-friendly urban furniture designer Sandra Richter while hosting the first-ever White House “Maker Faire” in Washington. The solar-powered bench allows people to charge their phones while resting. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

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Rodney Dill

Spy Games

Vica Kerekes Lace

Remember when Barack Obama claimed he was going to be more transparent regarding NSA surveillance? Neither does he.

The government is also meddling in local criminal cases and some public records hearings – again, citing national security – in an attempt to keep their technology under wraps. Technology such as the “Stingray.”

One well-known type of this surveillance equipment is known as a Stingray, an innovative way for law enforcement to track cellphones used by suspects and gather evidence. The equipment tricks cellphones into identifying some of their owners’ account information, like a unique subscriber number, and transmitting data to police as if it were a phone company’s tower. That allows police to obtain cellphone information without having to ask for help from service providers, such as Verizon or AT&T, and can locate a phone without the user even making a call or sending a text message.

You can read the rest by clicking here, or – again – you can sit there and stare at Vica.

Look At The Butt On That

Barack Obama Feels The Burn

Yeah… he must work out. The most powerful man in the world was pictured “pumping iron” in a Warsaw gym this week, in what is being termed a major security breach.

U.S. security experts are trying to find out how the unauthorized snaps of the President working out on his trip to Poland were secretly taken.

We must ban assault cameras! For teh chidrens!

It appears Mr Obama was in his 5-star Marriott hotel gym taking time out from his busy schedule in the capital Warsaw when it happened. He was seen wearing a dark blue track suit over a white T-shirt as he exercised for around half an hour.

After reading this story and seeing the photos, I’m not sure which is more hilarious: the My Little Pony dumbbells or the strained face Captain Kickass is making as he lifts them.

Caption Contest Winners

Obama The Feckless

The You’re In The Smarmy Now Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. ““I’ve been asked by the VA to help out with the backlog – turn your head to one side and cough.” – Bill #2
4. “Here, pull my finger.” – Cathy
3. Cowboy Blob’s Photoshop.
2. “Your sidearm please…” – Sully

WINNER! – “Hand over your wallet, son. Let’s not do this the hard way!”Proof